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deains

nVidia/GeForce code giveaway

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Posted Sep 3, 2016, 1:17 PM UTC · edited

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ta2kayla•

Help me, I'm poor.

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w4yn3rGideon•

Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?

My name is Paul.

much love for sharing!

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w4yn3rGideon•

PS i will fight for your HONOR!

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hangun•

I'm Romanian

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deainsOP•

Did take a few days after I got the card for the code to come through, so have faith :)

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moldy_ponchoMurdock•

I think i should have the code because my girlfriend just left me because of my fetish with touching pasta. I have to be honest, I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

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deainsOP•

Very punny, I like it. Check your inbox. :)

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moldy_ponchoMurdock•

Thank you again, hugely appreciative. It hasn't gone to waste as i'm heavily invested in this game. Thank you very much :D

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Grizzw0ld•

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer...it never gets old.

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omer301Greystone•

Kallari

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just_like_before•

Pack it up bois, this guy just won.

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EmBrAcE-DeAtHKallari•

Move out! Go on! Shoo!

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UnlimitedTrollWorksKallari•

I got in a physics major expecting at least some girls. Boy was I wrong.

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jakesim2Gideon•

Well, I came into the thread hoping I could score a code and then I read; "whoever can make me laugh the most". I'm not funny.

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Kuala-LumpurKhaimera•

Since I have no jokes, I thought of asking google how to make someone laugh

George Carlin: One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

  1. Laugh at yourself. When you joke at your own expense, you defy expectations. ...
  2. Don't tell everyone how funny your joke is going to be before you tell it. ...
  3. Once you start, don't stop. ...
  4. Don't forget timing. ...
  5. Create tension. ...
  6. Be appropriate.
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Luke_myLord•

Thanks for the random act of kindness!

What is 6.9? A great number ruined by a period.

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ShooeytvGreystone•

Roses are red, violets are blue, give me that fucking code or I'll fucking kill you

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username2065•

Woooott

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Jimpeem•

Do you think kallari has to wear slimming pants to get into her suit or is she just naturally that skinny?

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SeptixGGod Grux•

Cant say no to free stuff :D

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Crofty44Sparrow•

Hey man, Hey! Hey :).

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LazybomberGhost Man of Agora•

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

My ass.

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Hoitoru•

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey, you have a steering wheel on your pants." The pirate responds "Arrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."

lame joke I Know but all the same it would be amazing to win this.

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