OUT OF MY META!
Posted Aug 13, 2017, 10:08 AM UTC
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That's...beautiful
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Sunkeeper Geist - 6 mana 4/6 Taunt. Battlecry: Destroy all 3/3s in your opponent's deck.
Tirion Geistring: 8 mana 4/6 Taunt. Deathrattle: Equip a Jade Killer. Jade Killer is a 4/6 weapon which reads: When this kills a Jade Golem, win the game.
Skulkerflame Geistbristle: 3 mana 4/6 Taunt, Divine Shield, Lifesteal. Destroy cards in your deck and head equal to the damage this minion deals.
^ above cards can only be discovered by Skulhill Defengeist.
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I don't keep any cards in my head.
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Hand. Mispelling, damn it reddit. Leaving it there to shame myself.
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I thought you were being funny... till I saw this.
Now you're just a poor speelar
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Yourself? That's a different user. Now we're on to you.
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Try again
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Did anyone else notice that he tells you which cards he removed if you hover his icon in the list?
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That feel when you nuke your own deck in hopes of taking your opponent with you only to realise you only burnt your own cards.
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Well you can only play it mid to late game, by then you probably don't want to draw your 1 mana cards so it improves your draws slightly.
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1 mana spells, i would like to keep my evolves.. ty
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Why are you teching against jade druid with a midrange deck?
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why are you running skulking geist in token shaman.
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And my shield slams ! ;)
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My naturalize :O
Suddenly I think geist is a really shitty solution to the jade problem.
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FeelsMadMan
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Yes we did. There were several posts on the front page about it.
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Did anyone else notice that none of them reached r/all?
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Of course they don't reach r/all. This subreddit is tiny compared to the ones that get r/all frequently. You need some big posts that gets upvoted in record time to eve reach it. Of course your regular skulking geist post isn't one of those.
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So isn't it pretty obvious that someone who doesn't read the subreddit regularly doesn't know what topics are spammed? Shouldn't it even be applauded to ask those questions as comments in related threads instead of creating new threads?
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It's a joke
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I just remember his hand and deck count and check to see if he actually worked
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Doesn't seem as effective though.
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i dont get it
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this is my explanation. this is skulking geist (https://hearthstone.gamepedia.com/Skulking_Geist)
Except, the head is cut off and replaced with stonehill defender. and when you play/attack with stonehill defender he says GO AWAY and OUT OF MY JUNGLE
so, the OP wanted a skulking geist, with a stonehill defender on its head, but instead of destroying all 1 drops, it destroys all discover cards and when you play or attack with it, i guess it says OUT OF MY META
u/Cyber_Cheese here you go too read this
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I stopped playing when discover came out. People loved discover, is it hated now?
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Everyone loved discover because it allowed you to choose from a limited pool the best card for your current situation. It was better than getting cards randomly and even "bad" cards could see play under certain circumstances.
Then Blizzard made two cards:
[[Stonehill defender]] on paladin has good chances of discovering [[Tirion Fordring]]. Plus it can discover itself, so you recycle the discover effect.
[[Primordial glyph]] on mage gives you another spell plus it discounts it by 2 mana. This one can discover itself too, but it can be cast for free on the same turn.
So it quickly turned from "I'll discover this card, it's better than what I have in my hand" to "you took down my Tirion/2 Ice blocks? Screw you, I have 2 more!" or even turn 10 primordial glyph to pyroblast.
As you can imagine, it's very infuriating.
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It's more annoying in Arena than constructed; because you basically have to assume every Paladin has Tyrion.
It's more specific discover cards are hated. Not discover cards in general. You don't see people hating on Kabal Courier or Eternal Servitude.
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- Stonehill Defender Neutral Minion Rare UNG 🐘 ^HP, ^HH, ^Wiki
3 Mana 1/4 - Taunt Battlecry: Discover a Taunt minion. - Tirion Fordring Paladin Minion Legendary Classic 🐘 ^HP, ^HH, ^Wiki
8 Mana 6/6 - Divine Shield. Taunt. Deathrattle: Equip a 5/3 Ashbringer. - Primordial Glyph Mage Spell Epic UNG 🐘 ^HP, ^HH, ^Wiki
2 Mana - Discover a spell. Reduce its Cost by (2).
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Mmm. No not entirely.. They just hate it on some cards.
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yes
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i love discover. Just hate stonehill defender that gets ridiculous taunts and hate primordial glyph
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A lot of cases where it turns out to be better than the going rate Blizz is chargin in terms of mana. Stonehill Defender should be a bad to mediocre card, but it's amazing. Especially in paladin, since class cards are much more likely to turn up in discover and paladin has Wickerflame, Tirion and now Sunkeeper Tarim (who might be even better than Tirion), so very often you get a super good legendary from Stonehill.
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You dont play but still come on the sub lol. You are tripping son
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But doesn't skulking geist only hit spells? So not all one drops right?
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i made a mistake
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ELI5 explanation:
Stonehill defender says, "out of my jungle" when played.
Skulking geist essentially makes jade druid auto concede by destroying all copies of jade idol.
Therefore, this image is the merger of those two pictures and given the voice line "out of my meta"
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This man gets it.
Though unfortunately Geist really doesn't make Jade Druid auto concede and in fact often doesn't even have much of an impact on the matchup. :(
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neither. I thought leaving it a while and checking the comments would explain it. Not yet...
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Skulking Geist kills all 1-mana cards in the deck. Stupid turtle is 1-mana. Stupid turtle (Stonehill defender) says ''GO AWAY'' when he attacks. But now he goes away as he cannot be played after skulking geist.......
EDIT: Stupid turtle costs 3-mana, I forgot......then I do not understand the reference myself either....
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But the turtle costs three mana...
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Fuck you are right.......
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It's also 1 mana spells, not all cards. Minions don't get destroyed.
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This is some Picasso lvls of art here.
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Why is this tagged as "competitive"?
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Keyword "meta" in the title?
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Guess so... Pretty pointless tags though.
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Behold, the control meta's Messiah!
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What is this r/hearthstonecirclejerk?
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The fuck am I looking at?
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It would be greatly appreciated if Blizzard lowered the occurrence bonus for legendaries in Discover effects.
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It's the most played card by a good margin according to hsreplay
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gah
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Never realized how much it looked like imprisoned Griffith until now
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hahaha true
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Duty
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the meta is stupid right now anyway. I got quest to win 5 games with druid or hunter. Spent 2 hours trying to get 5 wins... Old decks don't work anymore. New decks are weird and I don't have enough new cards. pain and suffering
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You can play around Spreading Infestation though, people just haven't picked up on it yet. I play Ramp Druid without Jades, I see my opponent flooding the board with weak minions while I have 5 mana next turn and I just know they aren't thinking of Spreading Infestation yet.
People learned to play around Unleash. People will learn to play around Infestation. It's not OP. If my opponent has 3 minions with 5 or more attack it is the same result as Cone of Cold except it costs more. Other times they have removal and it's even worse than that.
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try zoo it works.... to well.
if u need a list look at kripp
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I played quite a bit of jade druid last night, and Geist really didn’t affect much. In fact, I’m not sure I lost a game to it. In every case it was too little too late, and it was always a low tempo turn when they couldn’t really afford one.
I’m not a great player and rarely even get to Rank 5, so it’s not like I’m outsmarting them. It just hasn’t worked that well.
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Ghiest beats Jade in Control v Control because Jade only gets a few Big Jades; which control can generally deal with. With Blossom; Behemoth, Aya, and two Spirits that's 8/8. Assumeing they play an Idol before Ghiest; that's 9/9. Control decks can generally deal with that. It's when things start going 10/10+ issues happen for control decks.
It's the decideing factor in something like Control Priest v Jade Druid; where usually Druids have to start hitting like; 10/10 Jades before they overwhelm the Priest. Other examples include Control Warrior/Taunt Warrior [Even Warriors can only remove so many Jades above 8/8] and Control Paladin.
It dosen't matter with midrange or Aggro; because the other Jade cards are enough to overwhelm those decks; or the Jade Druid loses before they get big enough.
Basically; if you aim to win past Turn 10; Gheist is pretty good [Even if only a 1-of]. If you aim to win before then, it's not worth the slot. And even then; there's decks you wouldn't want to run it in; like Ressurect Priest [Which loses to Jade anyway but you don't want Ghiests clogging your graveyard or being pulled out of your deck].
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I was playing last night. It was almost exclusively control. Lots of taunt Druid list and DK warlock.
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As someone on the other side of this experience, I can confirm. I play ramp Druid and teched in one Geist against Jade Druid since I started encountering a lot of them around Rank 7. It has surely helped me quite a few times, especially when a guy put like 12 Idols in his deck already it felt good to play it.
But, it was never as simple as 'Play Geist, win'. Never. I still lost quite a few times, but at least my winrate against Jade Druid is positive now. I teched one Geist in because I lost a lot to them before.
It really helps if you get it out early. Like turn 4.
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What card is the body for?
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Skulking Geist. Destroys all 1-Cost spells in both decks and hands. It's a tech counter to Jade Druid. It also helps a bit against Inner Fire Priest.
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and evolve shaman
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Couldn't agree more. Here is my answer to that stupid turtle.
Of course. The much needed second hard counter to explore ungoro. Those decks were getting out of hand
unless you use dead man's had to copy explore ungoro......... to do nothing
Skulking Geist already hard counters my Explore UnGoro deck :(
I feel like Explore Un'goro is the counter to your Explore Un'goro deck. If it weren't for that card, your deck could be awesome!
Actually, it really hard counters Primordial Glyph.
I think he was making a joke and not actually serious...
I tink the dude was joking as well
IT WAS A JOKE
#I'M A JOKE
I have HAD it with these motherfucking turtles in this motherfucking deck!
Why is that soldier dabbing?
He is a jakepauler
You thought the Lich King had a strong army? Wrong! BECAUSE THE JAKEPAULERS ARE THE STRONGEST ARMY OUT THERE!
Pre pubescent dabbing intensifies
IT'S EVERYBAY DRO
Ironforge is my city
Garrosh: I WILL CRUSH YOU
Random Guard: dab
What do you do if Garrosh dabs back?
It's ERS. I almost feel bad for you.
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It's the best defence against them haters.
Another counter: Ice Rager could kill it and still be a Magma Rager once damaged
But he'd be vulnerable to execute and sleep with the fishes. Literally unplayable.
But it also becomes immune to Backstab and Sinister Strike and you can play [[Blood Warriors]], [[Sudden Genesis]], [[Rampage]] on it.
[[sinister strike]] can't hit minions
3 Mana - Add a copy of each damaged friendly minion to your hand.
5 Mana - Summon copies of your damaged minions.
2 Mana - Give a damaged minion +3/+3.
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It should be destroy all cards discovered by other cards. Make them get bad stars and tempo playing the one card then take its fruits from them!
(I totally love playing Stonehill in Priest - honestly felt he had a place even before KFT.)
Isn't there enough Explore Un'Goro hate as there is?!
Why did you need to make it an epic? Please make it a common neutral and attach it to a minion so us Arena players can deal with those annoying Mages and Priests.
CRYYYYYYYYSTALS! FRESH FROM KAZAKUS!
I love this. However, I do like the randomness of discover. Might as well go full RNG.
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