Worst sin at WSB
Posted Jul 21, 2019, 1:12 AM UTC
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The only acceptable way to acquire shares is through assignment. Change my mind
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This
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I wont
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hey man, double and triple leveraged etf trackers are OK
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That’s OP jerking off next to wheelchair dude in the top right frame
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Did that dude just magically get up and walk in the last frame lol?
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Was searching for this
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Lol, couldn't stand Shares
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Fuck options. You can get the same leverage with shares if you borrow the money and then margin on top of that.
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Where you getting 100:1 leverage?
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My net worth is $100 and I borrowed $10,000 from my bank.
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That's a whole new kind of leverage, like subprime kind
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I stomped someone out for buying covered Tesla calls last week and still don’t feel remorse (prolly worked out for the autist anyways). Were they thinking “not enough of my money is at risk, I can double down on mediocrity”?
If you have good DD that a stock is moving unilaterally, buy options and keep an eye on it. I feel comfortable with this advice because it applies to everything else in life—don’t be a fucking pussy.
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So which one is the autist
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Both, just different flavors.
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Dude all WSB did was buy AMD shares before robinhood supported options and act like they’re fucking christian bale meanwhile all the slightly less stupid people with real brokers traded options to actually feel something for once
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this is true, however, let's not forget that the fact that robinhood supports options now has increased the subs autist and general entertainment levels dramatically
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Ha. That last one is me.
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Shhh they'll never find us here
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No. I’m the guy yelling...
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This is exactly what I imagine WSB autists would do in real life.
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Get the fuck out to r/investing with shares. If you're trading short term then shares are the wrong instrument
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sees username
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That username cost me 150 grand in Q4 last year
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Did you stay in and make a profit or sell it like a fucking moron?
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I was long $2000 and $1800 Jan-19 calls from July 2018, and stayed in through Octobercaust, through November and December, like a fucking moron.
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At the same time, the realest money making people here sell covered options...
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Because threshold for money making on wsb is so low. If you just do nothing you're already in the top of the sub. If you have a light cocaine habit but do nothing else with your money you're in the top of the sub.
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Inverse WSB is a real thing
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Well guess im lookimg pretty good then
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Dear god, uncontrollable laughter on that last frame!
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...but what about the shares that are getting me free shares in another venture just by owning the original share?
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$TRNX gang rise up
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Shares are just options with infinite expiration dates with Greeks being locked to zero.
All Greeks are 0 except for delta, which is 1
All Greeks are locked to 0 because their economy is in shambles.
Delta is however many shares you own