For every 500 upvotes this submission gets, I will remove a moderator from /r/circlejerk.
Posted Jan 5, 2011, 3:03 PM UTC · edited
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Bahaha, and the irony is this is legitimately spam... [8.216]
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TIL a spambot has more comment karma than me.
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Can a mod please delete this post... oh wait.
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This needs to be the top reply.
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Oh wait, shit, that's a real spammer.
upvoted anyway
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What the fuck?
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With no mods, there is nobody to delete spam. Fortunately, spam isn't much of a problem in most subreddits, regardless of moderation, because it is universally downvoted.
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Uh-oh...
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Someone make this guy a mod!
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And now we cant stop him!
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Guys...guys...guys...I can't. Stop. Buying. T-shirts.
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15 bucks for gucci sunglasses? I shall buy all of these magic goggles.
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Clever girl.
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I hope we get 2000 upvotes.
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Looks like you're next.
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I aint afraid of no upghosts.
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And look. The green is gone.
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A mod can chose for it to be green or not.
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FINISH HIM
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It was a good run my friend. :D
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For every 500 mods you remove, I will set myself on fire.
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For every 500 fires you set yourself on, I will delete one Facebook.
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For every 500 Facebooks you delete, I will hit one gym.
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For every 500 gyms you hit, I will hire one lawyer.
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For every 500 lawyers you hire, I will get one upghost
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For every 500 lawyers you hit, I will save one child from lactose intolerance.
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For every 500 Facebooks you delete, I will create one mod, set them on fire, and hit them with a gym
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What is this shit?
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Do it man, just pull the trigger, you have to man, it's the rules, i'm sorry but you just gotta do it
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You're late I've already blown this popsicle stand.
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Stop this modness!
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modness? THIS IS CIRCLEJERK!
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FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!
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Do it, bro. Jerk the shark.
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It's already done.
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Win.
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BURN THE WITCH
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ANARCHY IN THE CEEEE-JAY
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Youre future dream is a karma spree
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you're *
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My fingers are failing me today
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Spammer used Spam in Circlejerk! OH GOD! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!
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What the fuck?
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herp the derp?
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Fail. Doesn't even load for me.
edit Ok it does, but it took several minutes.
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It is how long it takes to download a really obese virus. We are talking Precious obese.
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why would you even click it?
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Because it was upvoted so much and curiosity won.
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[if the last mod is removed does that mean r/circlejerk will finally become an unmoderated circlejerk?](//#philosoraptor)
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Oh my god! It's moderators all the way down!
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Karma whore.
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To teach you how circlejerk works, watch as I get ups.
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Mind if I fap whilst watching?
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Yo dawg, Mind if I fap whilst I watch you fap?
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yo dawg, I've put you a monitor in your car, so you can watch libbrichus fap to watching TiganMurder fapping, while you fap watching em'all fapping. circlejerk, who's your karmawhore?
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This is so completely opposite of jumping the shark....
Circlejerk is so aptly named. I'm not a regular at all - it's like the Onion - a little bit serves my needs for weeks at a time... but there's a lot of funny over here...
This is so circlejerky that it goes over the top and all the way around to the other side.
I hereby officially dub r/Circlejerk and this thread as ducking the shark. Instead of being that last over-the-top-now-please-kill-the-series moment, it draws me back in as a reminder that Circlejerk knows better than to take itself seriously.
Cheers. :)
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How about jerking the shark?
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You better be brave, then.
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I think that depends on the shark's likings.
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Yeah, you got me there.
(I expect he would like it though.)
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k. but who goes first?
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Starting from the bottom.
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Ok but if you get 1500 up votes you remove yourself?
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Yep.
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If you get 2,000 upvotes, what will happen?
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1,581 up votes
EDIT: Wait no, angadb is now at the bottom.
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Where is this list?
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If you get over 2500 votes can I be made a mod and then get kicked off? Also, can I have a fire engine?
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UNMODERATED CIRCLEJERK IS GO!
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From Circlejerk to Clusterfuck, I feel
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NO REGRETS.
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THE RAPTURE IS UPON US!
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there won't be any removals, he asked for upvots and is gettting upghosts ;)
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You have to uncheck the "Use subreddit style" box, upvote him, and recheck the box.
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If I get 500 upvotes, You're gonna make me a mod.
srsly.
EDIT: No shit. EDIT: Holy mother of fuck you guys deal with a lot of spam.
Deal.
Edit: Done.
If he doesn't, you make me mod!
Shit just got real.
AND MY MAGNETS
And if either case happens, you make me a mod!
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If he makes over 500 upvotes you make me a mod instead.
I deserve to be mod way more than you do, bitch, so fuck that.
Now if we get another 500 upvotes to the original post, you can remove the newly-created mod...
If you read this, you're gonna make me a mod.
You're next!
make me a mod, because in r/CIRCLEJERKERS i too am ytknows
he speaks the truth
If I get 500 upvotes, you'll take away his mod status.
Disregard Government Acquire Hot Hockey Moms
If I get 500 downvotes, You're gonna make me a mod.
srs
edit: fucking backfire. Downvote me quick or we're gonna lose our jerking time!
If I get less than 500 upvotes, you're gonna make me a mod.
SRS
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Thread just got epic.
vlc is da shit, already have it downloaded. your move.
Heavy lies the crown.
so another 500 upvotes and you'll be removed?
Sir yes sir?
Sweet , so he can now make you a mod then also make you the next cut...lol.
For 1000 upvotes you will be a double-mod.
Well I wonder how many subscribers there actually are.
Well that was short lived...
Wait you are over 1000 now, you should get to be mod a second time.
Can we have a " I was a mod of r/circlejerk for three hours AMA"?
If I get 501 upvotes you will make me a mod and unmod this guy.
Might your reign survive the Great Removal.
So when Smight goes and you inevitably remain as the last mod, will you remove yourself at 3k?
u wuz trolled
I like how the mods are elected here. Reminiscent of when I lived in Athens back in the BC days.
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