All round yikes
Posted May 22, 2020, 11:14 PM UTC
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When straight guys complain about a girl "being bad at sex" or the whole "dead fish" analogy, that usually means the woman is NOT into it at all. Either the guy is very bad at sex, or the woman was coerced into it. Not always of course, but it seems like there's a certain type of guy that says shit like that.
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Also how bad at sex do you have to be that the woman doesn't even like it....
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I imagine those guys think that 2 minutes of making out is foreplay, go straight to penetration, but not before complaining about having to wear a condom, then blast vigorously at the same tempo for 75 seconds before finishing.
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Oh
Basically just imagine that they're trying to make sex the worst thing in the world possible
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Yeah, like they never learned a single thing after their first time having sex and think that they're doing great just by their offering of dick.
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Accurate from personal experience
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Straight Women statistically don't orgasm during sex quite a lot, and it's more common then for any other group.
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Huh
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Basically - men more often then not suck at getting women off.
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Haha he fucked a corpse! /s
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Necrophilia so funny!!! /s
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It's almost a level of satire. Like if we were trying to make fun of straight men that are kinda sexist and selfish, this is pretty funny.
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I’m crying, this is so gross
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It’s so many layers of gross too!
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Almost downvoted this reflexively
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Yeah I keep having to check the sub
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This actually makes me scared
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Ewwww
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Oh my god- 🤮🤮
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I can't shake the feeling that there are people out there that think this joke is funny but anal or rimming is too gross.
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thats creepy and gross
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okay but lowkey kind of made me laugh
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That's the point. It's a dark joke.
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Imagine broadcasting you’re bad at sex.
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iTS JuSt A jOkE hAHahA
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lmao rule 3 my guy, this sub is literally about showing that these 'jokes' aren't actually funny
It’s almost certainly not part of the joke. This is another version of the ‘ol “wife tolerates my dick occasionally and makes food” joke.
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At least in America, the idea that women don't actually enjoy sex is pretty prevalent amongst older men
I’ve met plenty of dudes who were happy to yuck it up about how much of a dead fish their wives were (clearly nothing to do with their own sexual prowess) and the horrors of marriage.
‘Wife bad’ jokes are everywhere so I have no idea what you’re talking about.
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