You have to experience premium superior Tamago Sand for yourself to truly understand.
Posted Jun 17, 2020, 2:53 AM UTC
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Link to shitty japanpics photo of a Lawson's carpark here, which inevitably spawned Tamago Sand jizzery.
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I knew a Finnish dude who used to sit at Gloria Jean's in the mall and take pictures of fat people to show his friends when he went back to Finland, does that count?
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To be fair, directed jerk is over the inexcusably flowery bullshit description of a pedestrian egg sandwich. The wankery over the carpark and convini is a happy - if all too predictable - bonus.
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To be fair, if you live there, it’s not special. But outsiders to any place will find the most mundane things crazy. Like as an American, I find it weird that Europeans obsess over those red solo cups they see on American party movies and tv shows lol.
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uj/ Probably not East Asians, because Japanese style conbinis are common across the region along with other Japanese or Japanese style chains. But considering how much Chinese tourists love buying superior Japanese baby formula, cigarettes, and toilet paper, I wouldn't be surprised if there's an obsession with other mundane Japanese stuff in China.
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I knew a Vietnamese couple visiting Japan, and they would check the 'made in' marks to make sure they would never buy Chinese stuff by mistake
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Shitty? No way. Crazy steampunk vibes. It’s so clean.
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Are there people on 2chan that gush about Applebee’s? The ribs are from the backs of real babies and you can get a glass of beer the size of your leg for only five bucks!
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Lol my husband is like this, but he doesn't post about it online. He loves shitty chains like Applebee's and Red Lobster.
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Come to think of it for a person who comes from a country with a high reputation for cuisine my wife sure does like Olive Garden
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olive garden is fucking delicious.
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/juliareinstein/marilyn-hagerty-anthony-bourdain-olive-garden
and those of you who disagree are shitty food critics.
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That's parody, right? RIGHT!?
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Not at all my friend. Not. At. All.
He goes on to link clips of people eating "OMFG DELISH 7/11 BREAKFAST! ONLY IN JAPANESE KONBINI!!!11!" and that kind of cringy rubbish.
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Just checked out [OP's previous r/japanpics submissions](https://www.reddit.com/user/HayaiUnten/submitted/). They are all amazing. "Hanami in Naka-Meguro" is my personal favourite.
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I think I'll frame "Gorgeous day in Tokyo today" and put it in my home office. Nothing like the great outdoors.
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Typical Japanese house as(sic) dusk made me weep manly tears.
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Hanami in Naka-Meguro is outstanding, but I think my own personal favourite is Wonderful Seven. Withdrawing freely with Love It also is a true masterpiece and beacon of light in these dark times.
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Stop I can only get so erect!
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the trash bag just shows how practical they are!
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WTF a pic of Lawsons gets 700 upvotes
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Where the fuck was he getting sandwiches before that were “wet from grease”??
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It’s your window to weight gain
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I’m struggling to put on more than 1kg a week working from home - what am I doing wrong??
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I once walked past a chicken battery near our home in Kanagawa. I saw more free space in a full fishing net than in ther and the stench made me almost vomit. Japan has some of the worst standards when it comes to the treatment of chicken in any first world country and the worst thing is that 90%+ of Japanese couldn't care less as long as it's 国産 and uses some fancy nonsense advertising.
Also only one supermarket in our area has free range eggs and they are ridiculously expensive, 700 yen for a 6 pack. Fucking.
/Unjerk
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Those allegations are potentially serious 和 violations. I think you mean that Tamago Sand were formed immaculately from the birth canal of Amaterasu herself, is that what you mean?
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Someone tell him that Japan puts MSG in the mayonnaise.
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Yea but it’s Japanese MSG so it’s healthier for you compared to that chinese or 外国 MSG garbage.
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His glasses are so rose-tinted, he can't make out the correct colour of the egg yolk.
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He forgot the most important part - the Strong Zero
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Jump into the thread. He waxes lyrical on those right after the sando. Edit: Pasted below
Strong Zeroes are basically high-balls. They come in all sorts of flavors. Even though it is technically a malt beverage, it tastes amazing and not like the malt beverage swill we have here.
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Wow, water+sugar+ethanol+artificial flavoring is so delicious
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not sugar, but artificial sweetener. That is why calories are so low relative to the alcohol content
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wow I never knew how lucky were to be able to enjoy the gloriousness of double lemon any time we want to
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I drink it for the flavour. “Tastes amazing”.
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Premium superior tamago sando. Hahaha
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Don't forget that the chickens get premium daycare and go to Harvard. That's how superior the Japanese sandwiches are
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Mmm ultra processed food with msg infused mayo. I can practically feel my IBS reacting to it already
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P R E M I U M S A N D
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ザ ｐｕｒｅｍｉａｍｕ ｓａｎｄｏ
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Fuuck, I must be in the wrong Japan then because the only egg sandwiches I can find at the convenience store smell/taste like old farts.
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After doing a thorough skim through, I can’t find where the lie lies
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I've never seen a guy describe convenience store food with such passion and detail
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To break the jerk a bit, he does kinda have a point about the egg yolk, albeit with some misinformation. I studied abroad in France and when I came back to the US, I noticed the eggs were not nearly the same. Wondering why the fuck the egg yolk was so yellow and why most people eat white eggs. Yet like everywhere else, people eat those tan or brown eggs and the egg yolk is orange and tastes a lot richer.
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Brave unjerk. Regardless, I would all but guarantee his sando’s contain a non-trivial amount of his own semen.
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I think you’re in the wrong neighborhood son
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Terminate the subreddit boys and girls, this guy has our number. The game is up.
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I thought he was being contrarian to be funny and I played along. Turns out my tard ass got owned like the chattel I am.
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Just yesterday Famima sent me a coupon for a free Strong Zero.
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Take it as a hint that nobody likes you, not even a business seeking customers.
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I heard the chickens are taken care of like kings (think of Kobe beef with the massages and the beer). Only superior, evolved Japanese fingers are small and flexible enough to be capable of jerking off chicken genitalia which results in happy chickens which leads to darker yolks which leads to orgasm-worthy たまごサンドーズ. As the saying goes, happy cocks, happy life.
Kobe died earlier this year, no more beef, unfortunately
I do love me some egg sandals