
StoryGopher
u/StoryGopher

Whats the reaction? Why is it toxic? Why is it in the air?
Do they have short pink fur the texture of say a dachshund? Or is it longer bristly guard fur like a red panda? Maybe its more like an otter's dense coat to keep him warm in the water and its slickness looks smooth as a cartoon. Is slowpoke naked? Like a naked mole rat? Or velvateen nude like a sphynx cat?
Best prices? Favourite Brand? Friendliest staff? Most reliable internet site? By contrast any nightmare tales?
We usually just drive around brain storming until its so late the only place left open is pizza pizza. Even worse is delivery. What do you get late at night to satisfy the rumblies in your tumblies?
Is it Franks on pizza? Or that purple shit from the autoshop?
I put this shit on everything. Maggi seasoning is liquid gold, especially on fried rice (with a fried egg on top)
I would be shocked not to have high blood pressure when I get older.





