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Domitri

What do you guys think of my highdea? Would you ever use one? [Pic]

What do you guys think of my highdea?  Would you ever use one? [Pic]

Posted Jan 23, 2011, 6:27 PM UTC

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Enemii•

I like it until it inevitably comes undone in my pocket.

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billahoody•

right, i do not want hot sauce anywhere near my dick.

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[deleted]•

So my brother came home from college and brought this home with him. Long story short I fapped without realizing there were trace amounts of god damn hot death on my hands and had to tea-bag a cup of milk to get some relief.

TL:DR Hot sauce on hand, hand on dick, dick in milk.

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KallistiEngel•

Hot sauce on hand, hand on dick, dick in milk.

That's a crazy fetish you've got there.

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chris790•

Blair's is amazing! That sauce us only about 100,00 scovilles try their Ultra Death sauce if you want to really feel the burn. ;-)

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lughtaj•

is that supposed to be 10,000, 100,000, or some other number? I'm just curious, and 100,00 is very confusing to me.

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[deleted]•

Ugh, my brother has this one as well. I've been to puss to try it though. Next time he comes back down from Uni I will.

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[deleted]•

Similar story here, I had a hot sauce I bought in Key West during an 8 day sailing trip from a place called chili's or peppers or something like that. Anyway it was 600,000 scoville units and was spicy as fuck. When I got back to base we held a hot sauce eating competition. One kid was trying to be a hardass and stuck his whole pinky in the bottle and sucked it off and then smashed his milk carton with his foot. A half hour later he ended up in the infirmary throwing up the hottest stuff he's ever eaten. His dad threatened to sue the base so the base kept the bottle but his case had no grounds so I eventually got it back. When I got it back I wanted to show it off to my friends so I brought it to school (I was still in highschool at this time) The first class I brought it to about half the kids that tried it ending up running to the bathroom without saying anything because it ended up in their eyes from the trace amounts on their hands. The teacher had no idea what was going on which was hilarious. In between my next class I had used the restroom. The next class went the exact same, people eating it, freaking out, getting it in their eyes and running out. However, this time I had to run out myself. About half way through class my dick was on fire. For the rest of class I sat their holding wet paper towels on my dick in a restroom stall and had to explain to the teacher why I didn't come back. He thought it was fucking hilarious. but it was still one of my most embarrassing moments ever. >.<

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[deleted]•

I can not fathom having to deal with that in school.

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ins4n1ty•

This is by far the best tl:dr execution I've ever seen.

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[deleted]•

Thank you. It seemed like a sufficient summary.

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[deleted]•

I'm sure there's a joke there.

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flashnet•

Tabasco in urethra is no joke.

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[deleted]•

Toothpaste is way worse... Not that I'd know.

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crunchygranola•

yeah, if there was some sort of guarantee that the cap wouldn't fall off I would buy this

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Espalier•

Do you want that sticker in red or yellow?

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northzilla•

I'll take a red starburst shape with nice bold white letters please!

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kiwisdontbounce•

Simple solution, make a cap with a nice valve or lock. Or it could just be a pocket sized hot sauce, for the purse as well.

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how2amuseasickgirl•

Hahaha if weed didn't cost so much, the stoners of the world surely would have built a spacecraft and left by now

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shvffle•

My exact thoughts when I reddit.

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Calvinooo•

You could use a locking cap like on a tylenol bottle.

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etherteeth•

I prefer the watch with a built in hot sauce dispenser from Undercover Brother. But I'd still buy it because you used sriracha sauce in the picture. That stuff is incredible.

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Alan_Turing•

Fucking love that film. I say we kill him, nigga get the door, BABY DON'T LOOK

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thenaturalmind•

I thought Undercover Brother was Spy Kids. Your quote confused me. [7]

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qnaal•

Mexican food?

BAM! TACOS ARE ASIAN NOW.

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[deleted]•

Include a saturing gun on it, and a metal poking pick. Each time someone wants something they can just poke a whole and resature

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Wholly1•

oh fuck shit yyeeeeeaah!!!!!!!

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vcuauhtemoc•

and then it doesn't fit in your pocket anymore.

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[deleted]•

Thats the sort of tool I wouldn't mind having full sized in my kitchen though.

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lectroid•

The japanese are WAY ahead of you. There's a steady, solid market of little cellphone charms/keyfob packets of hot pepper mix in a little shaker.

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DomitriOP•

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

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nick339•

You can still be first in the english speaking world! gogogogo!

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Beatnik_Soiree•

I think you're onto something. They make teeny tiny Tabasco Sauce bottle for MRE's. (might work for your initial product testing stage). http://www.flickr.com/photos/25187699@N07/2903846365 http://www.ramco-plastics.com/tube.htm Third one from the right in the pic. Go forth and make millions.

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iamverbal•

In America, I see no problem with this taking off.

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Eggowafflez•

dude I love your idea maan

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[deleted]•

When you say that its washable and re-usable, you're missing a huge marketing opportunity.

Your product should be the cap/dispenser that locks a standard capsule filled with any sauce/liquid. You license the idea to every condiment manufacturer who sell the cartridges that this thing would take. You'd get a % off every sale. The cap also acts as the dispenser and is reusable, but the cartridges are one-time only. It would be a Pez dispensers for condiments, and could come in all sorts of collectible forms.

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allothernamestaken•

Is that your cocksauce in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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[deleted]•

Both.

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bikenblaze•

I would love this

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thr0•

Uptoke for Siracha as example.

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[deleted]•

I would abuse that thing with Chick-Fil-A sauce like no other.

Take my money!

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xlauvawke•

You spelled "dishwasher" wrong

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DomitriOP•

D'oh

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[deleted]•

I would pay any amount for that wonderful device.

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DomitriOP•

PM me for my Paypal!

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ThirdProject•

If you're that obsessed about food you may have an eating disorder.

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creepyoldperv•

Upvote for Sriacha

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mitchass•
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[deleted]•

I know a girl who just keeps a sriracha in her car

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Ells86•

Given your username, and going off the assumption that she's the same age, I need her number.

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[deleted]•

ahah she's a year older than me but probably way out of your league, my girlfriend's sister. EDIT: I say way out of your league because you post on reddit and she is hot.

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Ells86•

rofl...no such thing my friend. Ladies love the intellectual/academic type if you sport the PhD beard and rock the t-shirt/blazer.

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[deleted]•

touche. I didn't realize I was replying to a trees comment, I think we fare pretty well with women in general because reddit attracts (for the most part) an intelligent demographic and trees attracts the chillest people from that pool :)

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MonkeySeeMonkeyDOOM•

I'm assuming you don't have a real PhD as well (yet)?

Because that would be weird.

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xmashatstand•

Smokin' hot Ent ladies post on reddit, they really do :)

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[deleted]•

It wasn't that hard. but it was easier clicking this link, so thank you :D

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[deleted]•

Thank you for googling that for me :D

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evilpig•

Right under the shopping results I saw this o.O

Hot Sauce ( Hot ): Buttplug Relief With Penis Keychain Hot Sauce $8.69 - Hot Sauce World

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