Path to 5-way tie in the Big 12
The Setup:
Texas beats TCU.
OU beats OSU.
OSU beats Iowa St.
TCU beats OU.
The Standings:
Each of the above teams win out in their remaining Big 12 games leaving the conference standings:
OU 7-2
OSU 7-2
TCU 7-2
ISU 7-2
UT 7-2
Each team has a head to head record of 2-2 against the other four.
credit to bravedaveo @ barkingcarnival.com
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Posted Oct 30, 2017, 6:41 PM UTC
Fun fact: the tiebreaker for this scenario is actually the two teams with the closest Whataburger to the teams stadium.
Welp. ISU is fucked.
Just checked it is a 10 hour drive.
I wasn't all that impressed with the quality of food the two times I've eaten at one anyway. I'm sure it would be better if my sample size was larger though.
Also I need to correct you, friend. Our closest one I believe is in Rogers, AR which is about 6.5 hours from Ames
Need to confirm wether you where high or not before said experience
For science obviously
Eh...B-Bops is better anyway.
You also have to keep in mind that there is near perfect correlation between Whataburger quality and the restaurant's proximity to Corpus Christi, home of the original Whataburger.
Tbh I trust this guys username
But did you try an HBCB? Will blow your mind
Dude, there are multiple Whataburgers closer to Tuscaloosa than Ames... What kind of Big XII school are you?
Eh better than Colorado
Naturally the Big XII would do something to fuck us over.
Good thing their fans love Taco Bell
Wait... so Baylor goes winless AND wins the Big XII title? (There's a Whataburger directly across from campus).
Yes, but the stadium is a decent hike from the campus.
Not anymore we built a new one on campus sort of
There's a Whataburger directly across from every campus in Texas.
Oh shit ours is like a mile
looks like we’ll need a precise measurement because Texas is close too
Via the googles
Damn, you win this round
Less than in Stillwater.
Edit: (It's) less than (that) in Stillwater.
Eh, if you take Duck it'll basically take you straight from BPS to Whataburger. Gotta be less than a mile.
Oh, ya that looks rather ambiguous, huh? It's definitely less than a mile from BPS to W-a-B; it's like .8 something.
Fond memories of that WB.
.8 Miles mothafucka
We're .6 of a mile away and that's if you use the route mapquest gave me that makes you take the long way out of the stadium onto the service road of Marsha Sharp rather than going straight onto University.
Yeah it's basically on campus as far as I'm concerned. Then there's another one off of 19th, and one off 4th, several off of the loop... In fact I'm pretty sure there are like 8 within 10 minutes of campus
This made me chuckle. I wonder what the Pac-12 tiebreaker is for this scenario. Closest In-N-Out?
If so, the Oregon and Washington schools are SOL.
Shameful fact: The Texas campus is closer to an In-N-Out than a Whataburger. Obviously UT's prepping for a move to the Pac-12.
Technically speaking, by road travel, the In-N-Out near Baylor is closer than the Whataburger. Whataburger is about 1 block south down the feeder road, while In-N-Out is just off of a street that goes by campus. Source: just drove past it when leaving Baylor today.
closer by about one block so people will mostly likely keep on walking to the Whataburger
God, people shit on me here in AZ for preferring Whataburger over In-n-Out
In-n-Out is crazy boring
Big Ten could be decided by first snowfall
That seems fair for every Big Ten school.
The fact that it snowed very briefly on friday helps too
In-N-Out is slowly creeping up Interstate 5 in Oregon. IIRC the second Oregon location is actually opening this week.
It's a shame they don't franchise, because whenever they open one in Eugene it'll make a killing.
Don't you put that evil on In-N-Out. Not franchising is one of the big reasons they keep up good quality control and pay their workers fair wages.
Guess that makes the ACC tiebreaker Cook Out?
Bojangles?
closest crack house
Texas Tech 0.4 miles
Oklahoma State 0.8 miles
TCU 1.4 miles taking the long way around the stadium
Baylor 1.4 miles
Texas 1.5 miles
Oklahoma 3.2 miles
Kansas 202 miles
Kansas State 255 miles
Iowa State 443 miles
West Virginia 663 miles
Corrections are welcome
I would 100% personally franchise a Whataburger and open it closer than .8 miles, and I'd take out a second mortgage to do it.
Sorry we win
Well thats hardly fair since our entire state doesn't even have a Whataburger.
New rule, closest BBops.
That's like 3 miles for us. Why is there not one closer? Can we do Chic-Fil-A instead?
Do you guys not have one in the stadium? I guess we win?
Not a Whataburger...that I'm aware of...
Sorry, meant Chick-Fil-A in the stadium.
I could throw a football from The Jones and hit a Chick-Fil-A
Same.
That would be the SEC tiebreaker
That, my disturbingly orange-on-orange friend, is Texas Bias.
Closest one for Texas Tech is across the street from the stadium, so I'm assuming Kirby Hocutt came up with this rule.
It's the only way we win by default.
I'm like 60% sure this is a lie but I find it entirely plausible
We got a 4 min drive. What about y'all?
Yeah baby it is
that definitely doesn't show favoritism at all!
Eaten at both. The one in Virginia is superior.
ha. Ours is a block away
Edit: forgot I haven’t added flair yet.. OSU
Oh! I'll accept that decision for the Pokes!
Beat OU!
That's what we get for moving the league offices to Dallas.
Bruh I know you're kidding, but I've witnessed Whataburger being used as a way of solving a standings tiebreaker before.