This happened to me last night at a party.
Posted Sep 12, 2010, 9:28 PM UTC
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Relevant: Friends and I were at a common friends farmhouse. Away from the hustle bustle of the city, we could drink, dance, listen to loud music and do all we want without being worried about neighbors calling the cops. This house was really big, had three floors and an attic at the topmost floor. There were a lot of people in the party, friends, friends of friends, friends of friends of friends and goats.
We started having beers and smoked some and dimmed the lights. I decided that I needed some fresh air and had just about got up when I almost died of an heart attack. I saw a really shriveled face in the window. It had few strands of silvery wispy hair glowing in moon light, on a wrinkly scalp. Looking at my reaction all but one of our friends started rolling on the floor with laughter, mocking me for getting scared by an old lady.
By the time everyone had done laughing, the lady was gone. But my friend (the owner of the house) was still staring at the window with his jaw almost touching the floor. I told him "dude, its ok, she is gone".
He looked at me and said, "fucker we are on the third floor".
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FUCK YOU THAT JUST SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
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It must be hard living life with going-up-stairs-amnesia... for everyone at the party, apparently.
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i still dont get it what?
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How was an old lady outside the window when they were on the third floor?
Also, WHO WAS PHONE???
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fucker, we are on the third floor.
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I guess the "handsome" part was important to the storyline.
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Helped prevent people from saying "THAT'S RACIST WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DRAW HIM AS BLACK"
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"THAT'S GAY WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DRAW HIM AS HANDSOME"
FTFY
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The cartoon sort of implies that stick figure drawings are inherently white. Stick figures are just assumed to be white? The black guy was just drawn completely differently in addition to being drawn with dark skin. It's just kind of weird.
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BECAUSE BLACK PEOPLE ARE JUST THAT COOL
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that is racist, you know not all black peolpe are black
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It actually kind of is, for me. It's funnier when handsome people are engaged in nutty, anti-social behavior.
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It's because OP was highly attracted to him.
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Handsome??? What about 'black'??? I didn't just read a novela -- sharpchedar's description should have included either 0 characteristics of the guy or we should have heard a laundry list of smells, sights, temps, and feelings... But no, it forum post that states something about a random guy... a handsome black guy... I don't get it.
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I don't get it either. Thank you for saying this. We live in a world that is white-privileging to the point that any story recounting the behavior of PEOPLE will assume WHITE PEOPLE unless it is blatantly pointed out? It's just very bizarre.
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Relax... I thought it was funnier for some reason, as did others: it was unexpected, unnecessary and adds a certain degree of dignity to a 1-dimensional character who we then learn is leaning off the balcony two stories off the damn ground just to get a hit.
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Maybe so that you didn't imagine him as some creepy, tweaked out guy. Like someone you see stalking around a bus stop. I mean, he was hanging outside a window just to get a hit.
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The things african americans will do for a single hit of marijuana... us white folk could never physically accomplish nor understand.
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It's because they have an extra ligament in their knee... for weed.
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That's why they're knee grows.
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I'M OFFENDED.
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Smoke a joint.
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
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Not necessarily.
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Haha, man I had to log in to upvote this, which was hard since I'm a [6].
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I know what you mean man haha, so glad I pre-logged on, a nice absence of hindsight for a change.
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Uh, we prefer European-Americans.
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We have money to buy our own.
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Chill Reddit, it's a joke.
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Seriously... What's with reddit suddenly being so sensitive to politically incorrect jokes? Is it the new converts from digg? I know they probably would have been banned for it there.
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Guy's 16 and only been a member for a month, and he addressed us as "Reddit". I'm pretty sure he's new.
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No, Digg can be pretty sexist and politically incorrect. They know it's a joke, so they're not racist at heart. I miss Digg. But she cheated. I can't look back. I... I just can't.
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..but it's inevitably spent on Fried Chicken, 40's and occasional bitches.
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Speak for yourself. A valley boy (all colors) will climb to the top of stoney point to puff a fatty. :P
http://celestei.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/2409750800_eb68f82011.jpg
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Dude! What part of the valley are you from? Canoga Park here.
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Dude, Im in Canoga park too!!!! Whoaaaa :P
Seriously, we must henge :)
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Got a friend from Canoga.
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You made my day! There is a county called Stony Point near me that's notorious for dealers.
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Why do you think they call it Stone-y? [4]
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Shit I'm white as it gets and I'd climb on the damn roof for a hit of a nice fat blunt.
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Well, you know what Jimmy the Greek would have said...
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You just reminded me of the time I was riding down the highway with my friend and we were smoking a nice j. At some point I looked to the right and there was a car full of guys watching us and asking to get a hit. So being the cool ass I am, I handed the joint to the rear passenger of the other car while we were riding 55 mph. They all took a hit and then passed it back to me. That was fucking cool.
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I have done this a few times. It usually happens on the way to a concert at The Gorge, or when stuck in Seattle gridlock traffic.
The funniest was one time I was driving by myself smoking a little J while in bumper-to-bumper traffic in Seattle. I glanced over at the car next to me and there was a kind of hippie-ish looking guy (maybe mid 20s) trying to be sneaky and light one up while driving. Our eyes met, and I saw a flash of panic in his eyes as he knew he was busted.
I smiled back and gave him a knowing look, and his expression changed and he reached out the window and offered the joint across the lane.
Just then I exhaled a huge cloud of smoke his way and, from below the edge of door I reached up and showed him my joint.... we both had a good shared laugh and just then the traffic started to open up and we both drove off and didn't see each other again.
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Fuck man, how do you motivate yourself to live on? The best moment of your life has clearly been reached, it's all to the shitter from that point.
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SERIOUSLY. Moments do not get any more profound than this.
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This should be made into comic format!
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What kind of pantry has a window?
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it was a weird storage closet thing that they were using as a pantry
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The real question is... What window has a pantry?
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A window with hunger panes?
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That one kinda hurt. Still, upvoted.
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I want to upvote this so many, many times.
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Thanks for making me laugh out loud!
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hahahahahaha did he scare the shit out of you guys at first
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The window had a screen over it so all we could see was a subtle outline of his face/eyes. We were all very stoned at that point and freaked the fuck out.
it basically looked like this: http://www.theferrett.com/pictures/mindfuck_party1.jpg
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So you had to pop out the screen? lol
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My 1st thought as well.
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I approve of the afore-linked website.
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"I approve of the Afro-linked website."
FTFY
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Holy shit, that hand is black!
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hahaha that's freaking hilarious! And the illustration is awesome haha
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because he's black
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Reminds me of snoop dogg in half baked.
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snoop dogg
- was in [Soul Plane](http://www.imdb.com/Title?Soul+Plane+(2004)
- with [Tom Arnold](http://www.imdb.com/Name?Arnold,+Tom+(I)
- who was in [We Married Margo](http://www.imdb.com/Title?We+Married+Margo+(2000)
- with Kevin Bacon
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I hope you're a script, because you fucked up every single URL >_>
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but it's still pretty cool, i'd like to see this novelty account more often
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OH shit dude, I thought "Soul Plane" was just a Boondocks joke....
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im pretty sure your party story was inspired by this just sayin
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Holy shit, thats creepy similar. That pantry has the same layout too.
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lol
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Do not click sober.
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So then did you munch the fuck out in the pantry?
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That's what I thought the story was going to be about.
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LOOK AGAIN
all the food disappeared after they smoked the j!
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It's the Reverse Jesus!
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lol I noticed that too
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You met the Scavenger Smoker. Did he happen to look like Snoop Dogg?
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Yea didn't you read the part about him being black? /s
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He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching yo pineapples up.
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haha I didn't even see this and it's the comment right above mine... I guess that's why I'm a [5] right now lol! sorry
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One time my friend and I had some purple weed (I don't mess with names. its stupid. just tell me if its good shit) and we rolled a joint of it and while walking to the park to smoke it we smell blunt and we just say out "Yo who ever is there you tryin to match?" and two black dudes replied back "hell yeah" so we smoke the rest of the two blunts they were smoking.
They just had some regular weed and so we told them that the shit we had was real good and to go easy on it. we start smoking it and it goes around 2 or 3 times and one black dude says to me "damn nigga dis shit is dat real purp" and then he starts coughing like hell and he passes it to his friend and he just says "yeah man I'm fucked up" my friend and I just start laughing and they start laughin with us. So it gets to my friend then back to me and than I pass it to the next dude and he puked while the joint was still in his mouth! He ended up puking all over his hand. Shit was nasty.
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LOL unexpected ending win.
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LOOK AGAIN
THE WEED IS NOW DIAMONDS
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Wow. Weed ninja FTW. This is like the Scavenger played by Snoop Dogg in Half Baked, but on steroids.
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Yes?
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also known as a "cheeba hawk"
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Reminds me of the time I was smoking a joint on the rooftop of a 3 story apartment building with some friends in Chicago. My friend looks over the edge and nonchalantly says "I could climb this building." A few minutes later he disappears. Nobody notices he's gone until he comes clambering over the edge of the roof a few minutes later. At first we were just like, "Oh, hey Mike." Then we realized what had happened (that he had just scaled the 3 story building) and we were all like "WTF!"
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Wait wait wait wait... WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SHELVES IN THE PANTRY?!
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handsome black guy stole them too
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He's climbin' in your windows, he's snatchin' yo reefer up... so hide your purp, hide your dro, and hide your resin cuz he snatchin' all the weed up here. I'm surprise no one went there with this yet.
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I am so, so tempted to make this my use of the word "epic" this year, but I'm really hoping that something truly awesome is going to happen around November. So I'ma hold off on that one. Wow. Where am I? Trees. Coool. That's one too many "O"s there. That's what she said? Fuck it, here's my number, it's a good one right now at an [8]
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wat
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I have no idea. Have an upvote. Wow.
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So he took the joint?
I don't even remember. I'm pretty sure he did though. I was too stoned and mind fucked to remember all the details
Epic mindfuck.
Upvote for all the food missing in pantry after you smoked.
Hey, I think it was caught on camera
EDIT: credit to original poster.
Climbin' in yo windows!
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!
Pu-in' rips in yo' awning signs!
snatchin yo people up
I knew what this was before I clicked on it. ^_^
That was the effect I was going for!
Haha, at least you got your use out of the joint then, though if I'm holding one no matter how high I am I will just keep taking hits until it's gone.
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I don't think he meant it like that. I think he was saying he'll smoke a J no matter how high he is, not that he'll smoke the whole J without passing.
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I am a bit confused. So, as I understand from your photo, the black guy fell from 2nd floor after he smoked the joint and he took it with him?
You mean scared...
Wigglyscuds?
90% of people on fire escapes are will take anything they can get their hands on through an open window.
Nigga stole my bike.
Bitch stole my fish.
fish stole my shoes.
fucking cod
cod stole my ring...
Guys, niggerjack isn't real you kn...
OSHIT, WHERE'D MY MOUSE GO?
yeah thats waht I want to know too.
OP, please confirm or deny
Well...he is black.
/s
Maybe he will try to dance and get hit by a ice cream truck
You guys, sarcastic racist jokes are one of the best ways to defuse actual racism. Once nobody takes it seriously... it disappears.
Aw, man. I really rarely have to downvote things on /trees, and when I do it feels like if I lost the game, except with something I remotely care about.
I took you from one up vote to zero.
That's the funniest part. (I'm pretty sure he did steal the joint)
Fuck I hate people stealing other people's weed, YOU JUST CAN'T DO THAT SHIEEET!
You can if they just hand you the joint.
You can if youre the police. In my state at least :(
God damn scavengers
Just like Snoop Dogg in Half Baked.
I ain't even hit this shit yet.
a joint.