r/IAmA•
32bites

I am that asshole all of you hate so much, 32bites.

I orignally stated this subreddit about a year a couple years ago when I was tired of seeing I Am A style posts show up in askreddit and other communities. From this came an amazing small community that quickly grew and became more awesome with great posts and great questions.

The r/IAmA that I shut down (until incredable backlash), in my opinion is not that subreddit that I started two year ago. It first really started going downhill when we where included in the 100 default subreddits and everyone who was joining reddit and leaving digg at the time began commenting and posting.

I would like you to understand my reasoning that I didn't make entirely clear in the first post ios that I feel that the community has been flooded by people who don't care about it at all to such an extent that a change of leadership won't do anything, it will be everyone posting the same thing that was posted before and indtead of letting IAmA degrade further than it has already preserve what is left and let other smaller communities fill in the gap that would have been left.

As you have noticed IAmA is still around, this is mostly due to the fact that i feared retalitation, while at work today I received a number of phone calls from people telling me that they hated my guts, trying to buy the subreddit from me, and a number of people trying to get in to different accounts of mine with the password reset tools.

I got a message from karmanaut on facebook telling me that he would be willing to take it over, I shortly after contacted hueypriest and let him know that I would like for karmanaut to take control (this would have happened erlier but I couldn't use my phone at the time) and I assume that was done promptly. I hope that karmanaut has good luck and is secusful in leading this community.

But go ahead ask me anything, the only thing that I ask is that you just don't personally attack me.

If you also want to ask about other topics I currently work full time in a warehouse style store primarily as a cashier, I took a year of computer science at Seattle Central Community College, and live in Seattle.

I would have made this post sooner but I didn't get off work until 20:00 PST, bus home, and had to write up this post.

Posted Aug 26, 2011, 4:31 AM UTC

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while at work today I received a number of phone calls from people telling me that they hated my guts

Bad Reddit. Bad Reddit.

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GodOfAtheism•

He also had all his posts downvoted by stupid vigilante assholes who think they're showing him who's boss. Petty, really.

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dazonic•

Harassing phone calls at work, that's fine. But downvoting all his comments and submissions? Taking ALL karma points away? That's overstepping the line.

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ewkinder•

How will he feed his family without karma!?

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DutchPirate•

He'll have to apply for karma stamps. I hope he doesn't live in florida.

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CassandraVindicated•

He should have bought reddit gold for the lean times.

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drunkship•
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Mybrainmelts•

Reddit Gold?

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Asmageddon•

Fun fact: "karma" actually means (animal)food in polish.

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[deleted]•

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Doctor_Teh•

Sprewell wants to know the same thing.

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[deleted]•

Sometimes I wonder if there are those supposed downvote bots really do exist. After looking at his comment history (expecially knowing the original number of upvotes), it's hard to believe THAT MANY people on reddit felt it nessisary to downvote every comment, including the unrelated ones too.

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sebastiansboat•

The eleventh commandment: You shall not fuck with your neighbors karma.

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senoadiw•

I read that 'drive-by downvotes' from the profile page don't work anymore, the Admins took care of it.

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altmuzac•

OVER THE LINE!

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IrrigatedPancake•

Every time someone makes a serious comment, the very next comment is a joke and it has more upvotes. This is what went wrong with this place.

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dazonic•

The serious comment was a bit too serious. They took his karma away.

This whole reddit drama is what's wrong. And there'll be more of it with 2 weeks.

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tfaal•

It's the only possible outcome, sadly. When you fuck with 400,000 people, all it takes is a small minority of them getting pissed off to get hundreds of people on your case.

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GodOfAtheism•

Well, I've done my part to rectify at least one asshole redditor.

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biggiepants•

Imo you only devalued the reddit community.
Reddiquette says:

Please don't mass-downvote someone else's posts. If it really is the content you have a problem with (as opposed to the person), by all means vote it down when you come upon it. But don't go out of your way to seek out an enemy's posts. (And: don't downvote opinions just because you disagree with them. The down arrow is for comments that add nothing to the discussion.)

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aardventurer•

More like rectum-fy an asshole redditor.

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DisplacedLeprechaun•

I think you just described the problem with politics.

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daybreaker•

In any group of 400,000 people there's going to be at a minimum one giant asshole. Thats the risk you take when you step out of obscurity and into the limelight in front of that group.

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Nakken•

When you fuck with 400,000 people, all it takes is a small minority of them getting pissed off to get hundreds of people on your case.

A bit slutty are we?

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tfaal•

I'm sad that you're getting downvoted, I giggled at that. Everyone is so serious about this issue.

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3DimenZ•

Power to the people

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zackmorgs•

It doesn't count if its on the internet. Get over it.

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OctonII•

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

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[deleted]•

The subreddit isn't even that good. You can only read "I shit my pants, AMA." so many times before you get tired of it. I fucking hate Reddit. Why am I still here? I wish /b/ hadn't gone to shit. Oh well, off I go.

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Managore•

Those motherfuckers went against reddiquette!!

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[deleted]•

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molrobocop•

Redditquette: The biggest lie ever told.

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biggerthancheeses•

Says the guy who shut down r/circlejerk. ;_;

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ultrauber•

Yeah, but now he'll appoint me mod so I can rekindle the community.

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TheGullibleParrot•

He's gonna shut it down next Thursday though.

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BalloonsAreAwesome•

Wait, wtf, circlejerk got shut down? Where can I read about that?

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biggerthancheeses•
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[deleted]•

Pettier than deleting a hugely popular subreddit because it didn't meet his 'original vision'? Close, but I don't think so.

EDIT: To clarify, I'm only talking about mass-downvoting, not the harassment in real life. That obviously crosses a line, probably a criminal one.

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GodOfAtheism•

And so that makes it justifiable?

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[deleted]•

Nope. Both pretty detestible.

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Himmelreich•

Yes.

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DevourThePoor•

Heaven forbid you tell someone how you feel.

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Epona666•

If he started it, it's his right to delete. If one of my subreddits became some mutant of its former self, I'd probably 'activate it' too. Just saying.

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crackofdawn•

That's petty. Why not just be a reasonable adult, realize the rest of reddit doesn't share your vision, and instead of shutting it down (which literally accomplishes nothing), step down, make someone else the owner and demod yourself, never to return to that subreddit?

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[deleted]•

It's his right to piss off hundreds of people and then it's the right of those people to be angry at him.

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slack_with_me•

Justifiable or not. HE created it and has the right to delete it as he chooses. It is his/hers.

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[deleted]•

HE created it and has the right to delete it as he chooses. It is his/hers.

Pfft. And everyone one else built it. It's not like without this guy the reddit wouldn't exist.

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corrupted_one•

He made it. He built it. He can take it away.

What the hell is with this notion that when someone creates something that becomes successful or popular that the creator now owes some strange obligation to non-owners? It's like yelling at a closing store owner by stating that you patronized his business in the past, and so you now own a portion of it somehow.

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[deleted]•

He built it.

No.

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[deleted]•

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[deleted]•

And people were doing AMAs long before this subreddit existed. This guy just got reddit to consolidate them to one place (mostly).

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[deleted]•

The concept of AMA was not his idea.

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Jamaicaman90•

Are you saying a subreddit being deleted is worse than being harrassed in your place of work?

You do know there are similar subreddits out there, don't you?

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[deleted]•

I was responding to the parent only talking about the mass-downvotes. Obviously getting harassed in real life is a whole new level of awful. Then again, how did anyone who got angry enough to do that even know where he worked... Seems fishy to me.

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p4r4d0x•

I'm not sure he was ever claiming it was pettier, just that it was very petty in its own right.

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Homo_sapiens•

There was nothing petty about his intentions.

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mondt•

Doesn't the harassment he received kind of validate his point that with so many people involved in IAMA, bad things are bound to happen?

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spatterjay•

That hugely popular subreddit was HIS brain child. If the cup I use to drink coffee from is leaking, and not fulfilling the purpose I made/bought it for, why would I keep it?

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sirphapsalot•

Have an upvote. Thanks for saying what needed to be said.

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Kazaril•

everybody is saying that. Everyone hates him.

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therightclique•

Especially since his original vision was so fucking stupid.

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Notsomebeans•

I invalidated his decisions by making him lose an internet point!

TAKE THAT

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j0lian•

I'm fairly sure that Reddit has a system for detecting mass downvotes like that. Actually, I'm pretty sure votes that occur on your userpage don't even get counted.

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GodOfAtheism•

Well, take a look at his userpage, I somehow doubt that he's such a terrible poster that he's going -5 or worse on every single post he's made.

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j0lian•

What I meant was that the count will show up on the post itself, but not affect his total comment karma. Go ahead and try upvoting everything in response from within his page. The total shouldn't change.

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PlusSixtoReason•

What other action can you take on a site that revolves around upvoting and downvoting?

Might as well downvote the shit out of him, especially since it makes zero difference in the real world.

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rydan•

And had his post spoofed in r/circlejerk.

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GodOfAtheism•

Yeah I did saw that.

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Keishii•

NOT THE KARMA!

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Schmich•

"15,752 comment karma" Yes that means all his posts right?

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Kardlonoc•

Its like the populace is proving his own points!

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DedRogers•

The Reddit Think-a-ma-processor should notice when user-A just down-votes all of user-B, and not count those votes.

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vgman20•

People just like to think that they're being horribly mistreated by the Powers That Be (aka the mods) and that they can show them who's boss by downvoting everything they say to oblivion.

If some random person said, "Hey, I think we should shut down r/IAmA," Everyone would say, "Nah," and be done with it.

If someone with distinct power says "I'm going to shut down r/IAmA" and then doesn't, everyone gets their panties in a twist and fights Big Brother by downvoting everything and sending violent phone calls.

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Kiahanna•

stupid vigilante assholes who think they're showing him who's boss. Petty, really.

Many will not want to hear it, but that is reddit now - sadly.

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Knowltey•

Good thing that downvotes don't actually count if done via the userpage.

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GodOfAtheism•

Bad thing that most folks know that though.

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Knowltey•

I don't see the harm in people knowing it. Prevents the idiots from wasting their time on doing it. From what I understand too if there's more than a couple downvotes from you to a specific user in certain time frames you also get blocked from having future downvotes against that user counted for an unknown amount of time.

TL;DR: Mass downvoting doesn't actually do shit no matter where you perform it.

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Talking_Head•

Good thing that downvotes don't actually count if done via the userpage. for anything at all and are just a bunch of numbers on a page that have no bearing on real life.

Well, now. That looks better.

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Knowltey•

Yeah pretty much, but for some odd reason there are still people that put value in them...

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thebitingpear•

now the circlejerk can upvote posts like these to feel good about themselves. i'm so morally upstanding, look at me i'm so above what i was just condoning half an hour ago

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RabidBadger•

People got too upset obviously, but the attitude of 32bites certainly asked for a significant backlash. For someone who was admitting that he was doing very little for the community to say that it has gone to shit and cannot be revived is sort of offensive to people who enjoy the r/iama.

He is painting himself to be misunderstood afterwards, but at the time it seemed he was dead set on disbanding the subreddit without putting in any effort at all into finding someone else to take the reigns. That was his right as moderator, but it also is fair enough that people get angry when someone they are supposed to be able to trust mistreats them.

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[deleted]•

Lol it's funny because this is the worst of what happened to him in most of reddit's opinion.

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[deleted]•

Ha, I love how Reddit has completely changed it's tone now he has agreed not to shut it down. Yesterday, I didn't see a single comments in his defence, and now the top post is on his side. Reddit is fickle...

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[deleted]•

Vigilante assholes? Damn you take this shut way too seriously. Someone call the cyberpolice!

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walesmd•

Thankfully most people do this from the user's page, which doesn't actually work. It just looks like you downvoted all of the user's posts to you, but nothing changes on the servers and no one else sees the changes.

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soylent_absinthe•

He also had all his posts downvoted by stupid vigilante assholes who think they're showing him who's boss. Petty, really.

Also known as "What happens if you're conservative on the default subreddits." :)

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GodOfAtheism•

WHAT?! A CONSERVATIVE?!! QUICKLY, TO THE BLUEARROWS.

No, but seriously, a lot of the time when I see a conservative viewpoint, it's accompanied by the person being an insulting asshole in general, which is what motivates me to downvote.

I can't speak for the majority of reddit, but if you can make your point well, I'll probably upvote you even if I don't like the opinion. If you're making arguments that include "Points made: 0. Opinions that sound like they came from a high-school freshman: 1.", you probably won't do so hot though. That said, I wouldn't touch r/politics and the like with a 10 foot pole, so any conservative viewpoints I see would probably be in the wrong place.

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RaindropBebop•

Threatening to take down the subreddit simply because he doesn't like it anymore? Childish bullshit.

Reddit reacted in kind.

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ghostchamber•

Yeah, because having a lower karma score is going to hurts his future job chances, break the head gasket in his car, and rape his girlfriend.

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alienfingers•

I thought that karma doesn't actually mean anything... He pissed some people off, they downvoted him... boo-fucking-hoo.

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Rape_Advocate•

lmao shut up you fucking faggot bitch

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The_Book_Of_Reddit•

For it was that many did wander the wilderness of the interwebs until through chance or perhaps destiny they did come upon the Reddits and joined unto communion with it.

As they were in communion and shared that which was of themselves, many were found to be imbued with knowledge and experience which others found desirable and they were beseeched to share this with all. Many chose to take this path and they were gazed upon with wonderment.

Yet these were scattered across the Reddits and so it was that 32bites did cause to be built the IAmA, where any could come to share their knowledge and experience and be faced with the questions from all.

For many seasons the IAmA served its purpose well and was shared by all until a great community was formed and almost all were part of it. Verily there were those who came unto the IAmA not to spread falsehoods and this did cause much trouble amongst those who were in communion with them.

Lo there was much discussion on how to validate those who came, and there was constant upheaval with those who would moderate, for while there were those who were deceptive, there were many who were good and truthful and there was great joy at asking questions of them for it was seen as good.

It came to pass that 32bites looked upon that which he created and seeing only the emptiness of the chalice, did declare that as he had given life to the IAmA he would take it away, for this would allow other smaller communities room to shine and again allow those who were sincere to spread wonderment.

It was this action that released a great maelstrom for many saw the IAmA to be an integral part of the Reddits and many beseeched 32bites to stay his hand until others could be found to carry on with that which he had created, while others did curse his name that he had sought to destroy that which they held dear

And so it was that all was as it is usually and the Reddits continued on its course to its destiny uninterrupted”

             --The Book of Reddit Chp 49 pg 1053 “The Tale of 32bites”
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whatevers_clever•

can you post Chapter 34?

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AgentConundrum•
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asdfaoeu•

Oh cool it's like a picture book I can read to my kids.

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Madness_As_Muse•

Finally, scripture with a center-fold.

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martinfbc•

what.is.this.?

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Lunaesa•

Where's Relevant_Rule34 when you need him?

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StoryGopher•

You're looking for the song of solomon
1:13 A bundle of myrrh is my well-beloved unto me; he shall lie all night betwixt my breasts.
4:5 Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies.

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PLEASE follow this up with a chapter on THE GREAT MIGRATION: EXODUS FROM DIGG I hear it talked about so much and I legit want to know the details. but only in your wise words oh great and sacred book.

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enthius•

It was like the eternal September, but WORSE

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[deleted]•

At last school's back in. Eternal September is frustrating (I don't have room to talk here, since I'm still new, but I frequent other such sites) but at least there isn't Eternal Summer Break. Waves of posts by 12-15 year olds right after school is over is manageable, but could you imagine a constant trickle of "LoL i MaDe A cOd ViDeO" posts...forever?

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TheMidnighToker•

damn aol-ers... September all year long :(

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cesclaveria•

It was when digg launched the v4 and the source of the stories became companies and not the community, it was like getting the worst of reddit, twitter and facebook in one place (without any of the good those services provide).

I was a digg user since 2004, just a few months after they started and I couldn't take it I quit and started using my reddit account that had been inactive for a couple of years.

The first couple of weeks it did degraded the reddit front page since there were a ridiculous high number of posts like "Hey I'm x and I come from digg" and a number of "Reddit 101 for Digg users" and I got kind of annoying for a few days, but beyond that I believe most integrated quite rapidly.

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[deleted]•

"And it came to pass that the Diggites didst convert to the house of Reddit, and as hueypriest went up unto the administration subreddit, they didst erect a golden Narwhal, unto the image of Bacon. As hueypriest saw this idolatry, he was wroth and didst downvote the image unto oblivion."

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refuch•

Repatriate yourself back to Digg.

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amg•

It when this place got even more thirteen year old boys. We don't like to talk about it.

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TheNewDigg•

It is a tale I witnessed from the shadows. It made me the man I am today.

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whats_goin_on•

Was that when Digg went to "v4.0" or w/e? I quit using it then, but I didn't discover Reddit until this month.

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[deleted]•

Yeah. Most people went over immediately.

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[deleted]•

I don't really know how much the exodus changed... by the end of Digg, every top post was just yesterday's top reddit posts.

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Orbixx•

Your commitment to this is admirable.

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[deleted]•

dont stop...

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red_cat_dicks•

believing

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[deleted]•

hold on to that...

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head_A•

hold on to that feeling

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KatieLynnie•

hold on to that feeling...

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dhaft88•

hold on for one more day

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SonOfANut5•

Just hold on to that feeling.

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SurpriseButtSexer•

...in butt sex?

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Torger083•

Thinking about tomorrow.

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Torger083•

Best novelty account ever.

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Psht•

Psht

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corwin01•

Except andrewsmith1986 did it first yesterday

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Torger083•

Well, I don't live here; I'm only passing through. I must have missed it..

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pooterson•

This is amazing :O

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pumasteve•

This reminded me of The Silmarillion, then the Bible, then I went back to The Silmarillion.

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[deleted]•

I really hope that Chapters 1-48 and all 1,000+ pages exist, and you're planning on publishing this one day.

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Stupid_Puma•

I highly approve of this and can't wait to see more.

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SanguineHaze•

For the love of all that is holy... the Reddit Bible must be created! I think the "Exodus from Digg" as mentioned earlier is a great idea to add.

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gotogoatmeal•

Thank you. This explained to me what has happened better than anything else.

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TrainForLife•

Its... so.. Beautiful!

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molbrollo•

You HAVE to cover Bozarking. Those two months he was active in Dec/Jan 2009/10 were AMAZING.

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[deleted]•

What do you require, oh Book of Reddit, that we may partake in your wisdom but a bit longer?

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Potato_Head•

I clicked your username to check other comments. Dude, you've been doing this for long. Who are you? Tell me or I will feed you a banana.

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DietCherrySoda•

This drama is really raking you in the Karma, neh?

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[deleted]•

Two questions:

  1. Do you pronounce 'neh' with the schwa sound?

  2. Do you speak German?

In my youth, we (I and my German-speaking compatriots) used to say this all the time, as an equivalent to the [Canadian] English term "eh?" (like the British English term "innit?").

Bonus question: if none of the above makes sense, just how do you pronounce 'neh', and can you enlighten me on the origin of the term (e.g. what language it comes from)? Maybe it's "typical" English, but I've never seen/heard it before like that.

Cheers!

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DietCherrySoda•

Two answers:

  1. What's a schwa?

  2. No

Bonus answer:

I pronounce "neh" as you would pronounce the word "dead" but without the "d"s and with an "n" at the beginning (and I am Canadian, so I guess it's sort of strange that I don't pronounce it like "eh" (pronounced like "hay" without an "h" (hope you can deal with nested parentheses))) .

Are you a German-Canadian? I only ask because you referenced "eh" so much.

I can tell you where I got the word from, and that's Orson Scott Card's Ender's Game where the children at Battle School use it as you suggest, like Canadians say "eh" or Brits say "innit".

Are you a German-Canadian? I only ask because you refererced "eh" so much.

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Captaindiabetes37•

oooooooommmmmm.. thud! (monty python style)

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socalnonsage•

and so it was.

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lennythestick•

I had to downvote, but only because it put your karma at 666...

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Prior_of_the_Reddi•

Hallowed are the Reddi.

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dhaft88•

and so another excerpt from the codex of a man far wiser than I - or many other a peer - is bestowed upon the community

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SmartSuka•

So say we all.

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sinepreggin•

this novelty account sucks

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Shinhan•

too much bold, didn't read

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[deleted]•

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tedivm•

I would bet money that the majority of the active novelty accounts are actually a dozen or so redditors who spend entirely too much time on this site.

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BritishEnglishPoliceMOD•

People reported your post. Why? We're not going to fucking delete comments, why do people think that's even on the table in non-spam cases?

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tobiasx•

Happens in my sub all the time. Dissenting opinion? Report!

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It's irritating at best.

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[deleted]•

Those actually are deleted in some subreddits.

This free for all policy on reddit that's supposed to represent a bastion of freedom of speech has actually created a website where censorship is common.

Then you have violentacrez who's openly allowed by reddit administration to use reddit mod features as a tool to troll.

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marvelgirl•
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MrFatalistic•

I've reported some of the total fucking asshats that do nothing but post hate, but ultimately since then I've discovered that unless you post someone's personal details (of which some people have done to me and are still not banned) you'll never get banned, so you can be as big of an asshole as you want to be on reddit...which is probably the reason why things are the way they are.

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davidreiss666•

Too many people think report is a second way to down vote. And I get the feeling some think that because it hides the link on them after they report a link, that it gets removed or hidden from everybody -- ie. placed in the spam filter. Well, that doesn't happen. And then, there are the last group: those just trying to annoy the moderators.

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adremeaux•

Welcome to the hell that 32bites tried to escape.

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[deleted]•

It's clearly an ad.

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rusemean•

I report often and early for things that are against the reddit rules, not just spam. Things like personal information.

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ignanima•

"Nihil est incertius vulgo, nihil obscurius voluntate hominum, nihil fallacius ratione tota comitiorum." -Cicero

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[deleted]•

[deleted]

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True, but is this man a troll?

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ChicagoRunner•

because you have done that in F7U12

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Fyzzle•

Reported!

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bluehat9•

Please set it so that anyone who reports a perfectly fine comment gets shadow banned. Also anyone who downvotes more than 5 people consecutively in 2 minutes should get an hour ban.

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alekgv•

There is no way to do this. In fact, they don't even get to see who reported it. OMG and you should make the car fly and also be a submarine but with like 20 little tiny wings that change colors with the temperature but not green because I don't like green.

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Hippopoptimus_Prime•

Holy fascism, Batman. You want to turn Reddit into a police state.

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[deleted]•

Language, maybe? (He uses the F-bomb three times more than you :)

Many forums have rules about vulgarity, and typically the way those rules are enforced is via whatever 'flag this post' system they have in place. So if you're new to this site the purpose of the 'report' link may not be clear.

Edit: Um, guys... I don't care if you swear. I'm not the guy who hit the 'report' button. I'm just someone who saw the question and thought up an answer.

Seriously, can someone explain the sudden hate for a guy who, when he saw a question, dared answer it? How is this not adding to the conversation when it's a direct response to that conversation?

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You can say 'fuck', this is hardly a child's website.

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wecaan•

I've just found out about this now and part of me wanted to see it shut down so I could witness grown men and women lose their shit over a subreddit.

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Are you kidding me? People on reddit can lose their shit on far far more trivial crap. And even beyond that, just look at how people lose their shit when popular websites are shut down (e.g. ncyclopedia dramatica).

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[deleted]•

What's up with everything going to hell lately? Steve Jobs, slashdot, IAMA, circlejerk, etc. - I'm getting kinda scared.

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manwithabadheart•

did you not hear what happened when f7u12 got tampered with last week?

Oh my god the self-entitlement and fucking childishness. It was absolutely pathetic.

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Shagomir•

I wanted to watch Reddit crumble when a single subreddit gets effed over.

It was almost the end of the world, right? Maybe this is another sign of the endtimes. Earthquakes, Hurricanes, and Reddit drama!

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wecaan•

It's a natural human emotion. I felt the same way when the financial markets were crumbling back in 2008. I regretted my schadenfreude when I just graduated two months later to the wonderful world of unemployment.

AT least reddit drama doesn't affect me in real life; only 32bit's real life :O

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wauter•

Well, think about a web site with 400,000 members - that's a lot, and shutting that down would always upset many people. Also, r/IAma is a bit a flagship part of reddit.

Every stupid forum can have people talk and discuss stuff and feel good about themselves, but few can have truly famous and interesting people like Ken Jenkins or the Chrome team or whatnot.

Of course, that said, it's stupid to call for having him banned or anything. All the thoughtful voices said he should just give the subreddit over to somebody else, and that's exactly what he did as soon as he found out people cared so much about it (which could have been a surprise, remember that IAmA sucks balls these days and he knew that)

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Hamsterdam•

Whoa, you've been here nearly 6 years, you should have a long gray beard under your name.

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wauter•

That would be awesome!

Than again I'm only 26 so it's not like I'm actually grey in real life. But it does make me realize how long I've been into paul graham yet, as it's trough him that I (and most other oldies I suspect) found the site.

Addicted from day one btw :-)

AMA?

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Darkmoth•

IAmA sucks balls these days and he knew that

Everybody knew that. 1/3 of the posts on IAmA are about how much IAmA sucks, how full of shit the posters are, etc. I was actually shocked to see people react so strongly against shutting it down.

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Sparticus2•

But...there was a pitchfork sale.

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[deleted]•

Wow. Finally someone with some fucking sense. It's not about how much of a contribution a section of a website makes to to the website. Even if the entire website got shut down, is this something to fucking cry about? The real problem isn't the loss of a major part of reddit. R/Iama is a major part of www.reddit.com but if www.reddit.com is a major part of your life, you need to re-examine your life. R/Iama was huge to reddit, yes. But reddit is a funny and entertaining site to be visited when you're fucking bored. Your entire social life should not be invested in it. Something so trivial shouldn't be taken so seriously. You people do what you want, but if you stop putting so much emphasis on a website you won't feel like you just got dumped at the prom next time something like this happens. I would bet this website won't be around in ten years.

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MissMumbai•

I hope this comment gets to the top. I agree. This is as bad as religious evangelists going bonkers over the fact that some atheist said "Boo!"

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Mojo_Nixon•

Thank you. I've been laughing my ass off at the hivemind's fucking sense of entitlement for a couple of days now. It's seriously upsetting to me that I have to share oxygen with a lot of these people.

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ccfreak1992•

I love you.

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MechEng2723•

I agree. It's absolutely ridiculous that he received hateful phone calls over this.

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Professional_Asshat•

I really wanted to upvote you in agreement, but your karma was 69, and... well... you know, 69.

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Tqwen•

I agree. Let's not forget we're talking about a website here... Yes, IAmA is an awesome idea but let's face it: at the end of the day, it is a part (albeit a rather large one) of a website that is intended primarily for entertainment. (yes, there are some serious subreddits

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Tqwen•

Damn it. Last time I try to comment on my iPhone -.- my point is that at the end of the day, it's just a part of a massive network of primarily entertaining (and distracting) Internet content, and attacking (verbally or otherwise) people for removing it is unacceptable. Not to be rude, but can't we find something more productive to do with our lives than make anonymous and angry phone calls to a person you don't know? Oh, right. Question. How long were you considering axeing IAmA and did you talk to anyone else on the subject? Or was this purely an executive decision?

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[deleted]•

I know you're right because you said the word 'fuck' about a thousand times. ಠ_ಠ

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1longtime•

Rollypolly and everyone who upvoted his post, slow the fuck down for a sec. One guy flips out, so we should delete a major subreddit, then a tiny fraction of the affected redditors flip out, so we should delete a major subreddit.

What about all the people in the middle?

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tonytroz•

A subreddit that big and popular would be like a torrent site. Even if you shut it down permanently another would pop up in its place, so that's not going to teach anyone a lesson. "If you strike IAMA down, IAMA shall become more power than you could possibly imagine."

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EnjoyMyDownvote•

This is the sole reason I hate reddit and wish to make it a nightmare for everyone who uses it.

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PorkRocket•

A sense of entitlement? On reddit? NO WAY

r/politics

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internet-arbiter•

I can't help but taste the irony in calling for damnation on the actions of internet-dwellers in relation to another internet-dweller while damning their actions with the same actions you deem damnable.

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[deleted]•

It was a fucking subreddit, get the fuck over it.

Tell that to 32bites for acting like he gave birth to a child by creating this subreddit.

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j_a_blood•

oh ok, genius. apparently 32bites isnt the one with the huge sense of entitlement, it's everyone else. now why didnt i think of that.

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ihatecruises•

You need to fucking cool it. Yes the internet's anonymity allows people to take it too far, but it's not like there's a Department of Internet Administration building where people can go protest. It's not like 32bites was appointed by an elected official.

He took a big ol shit all over something that people cared about. Fuck off with your self-righteous bullshit, son.

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Owwmykneecap•

He was a dick.

He was a dick to 450k people.

They pointed out he was a dick and he persisted in being a dick.

That's reason to "attack" someone. Attack meaning use the site he was being a dick on to point out dickishness.

It was only later he decided to stop being a dick.

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VampireCactus•

Who are YOU to decide what is and isn't okay to care about? I personally played no role in any part of this whole thing...just watched from the sidelines. But when something evolves to the point of having almost half a million followers who care about it, what exactly makes them being upset about its potential demise in the hands of a single person "entitlement issues"?

You're just like the people who play a team game online, troll and ruin it for everyone else, and then, when the other players get angry, say "it's just a GAME, chill out".

If you think that YOU get to decide what is and isn't worthy of caring about, then you're the one with entitlement issues.

Just because something like a subreddit is intangible doesn't mean you aren't allowed to care about it.

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lawfairy•

To be fair, 32bites attacked pretty much all of the subscribers to r/IAmA with his diatribe about how the quality has fallen and it's the fault of the "community." 32bites set the tone of attacking one another. I'm not saying it's remotely okay to harass him IRL, but he absolutely deserves a rhetorical beating here on reddit. He was rude to the subscribers who made his subreddit successful, and that makes him a jerk. Maybe a tired, stressed-out, not-thinking-clearly jerk, but still, a jerk.

And a whiner. Boo hoo, he can't tightly control and dictate the contours of something that's bigger than what he initially created. Welcome to the life of everyone who has ever created anything remotely halfway successful.

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[deleted]•

Being a jerk doesn't justify people calling him up at work. That's fucked.

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lawfairy•

I agree. That's why I explicitly stated in my comment that it was not okay to do that.

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Purplebuzz•

This whole thing reminds me of people losing their shit when a TV show get cancelled. With a weird socialist sort of feeling of entitlement.

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EZReader•

But...but...Firefly was awesome....

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lawfairy•

I'm not sure of your point. You're saying people don't have a right to enjoy TV shows and/or communities they've come to care about?

Again, I'm not saying anyone was the tiniest hint of justified in harassing 32bites at his place of work or threatening to hack his bank accounts. That's legally, socially, and morally not okay. But I really don't get the dismissiveness and, frankly, kind of superior attitude some folks have about people caring about the subreddit. What's wrong with people caring about things? What's wrong with people wanting to preserve a community they've come to love?

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KatieLynnie•

I think this sums things up perfectly. While I don't think there should have been the backlash there was, in such magnitude, he is the one who set the tone and basically insulted almost a half-million people.

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AhazyKush•

I think you should be disgusted with yourself, fatty.

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jonesyb•

'Hi, I'm from the internet, can I speak to 32bites please?'

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[deleted]•

"Honey, one of your friends is on the phone - he says he's from a website you two visit a lot."

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Seuros•

"Ask him if it's Redtube."

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[deleted]•

"Is that the internet site with the videos of the kittens?"

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Thisisstupidright•

I havent laughed this hard in a long time, internet or not.

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StinsonBeach•

THat's a quality post.

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TheEllimist•

"He says it's the one with lots of pictures of pussies."

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januszeal•

Oh I hated calling people from the internet, sometimes I wasn't sure if I was calling a house line or not. What do I say to this kids mom. "Hi this is uh.. janus zeal, is, uhh, kakama there?"

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andrewsmith1986•

It went.

Hello

Hey, this is going to sound crazy but this is andrewsmith1986 from reddit.

What?

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feureau•

I received a number of phone calls from people telling me that they hated my guts, trying to buy the subreddit from me, and a number of people trying to get in to different accounts of mine with the password reset tools.

This is the only point that I would like to bring up. This is terrible, reddit.

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tobiasx•

Welcome to reddit, this place is fucking childish nearly every time something like this happens. Last night people were taking his personal photos and making meme macros of them, making personal threats and insults towards him, etc. it's disgusting.

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alexanderwales•

You have to keep in mind that the subreddit has half a million subscribers - that's probably the work of less than a few dozen. If it was 50 people being dicks, that's still only .01% of the reddit population.

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[deleted]•

And how many people upvoted it? Thousands? And how many people failed to downvote it? Tens of thousands?

If people thought the content was bad, it never would have been so popular and so highly upvoted.

Clearly the Reddit community valued and rewarded the work of these people.

To throw them under the bus and pretend that the userbase at large had nothing to do with it is hilariously off mark. They may have made the images, but it takes the rest of Reddit to give the upvotes.

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ffn•

If it was only 50 people that felt this way, that stuff would have gotten downvoted into oblivion, and nobody would have seen it.

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[deleted]•

so 50 people were doing enough upvotes to get it on the frontpage? more like only .01% of the reddit population will actually do something that is not passive aggressive.

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femki•

And that makes it OK.

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IrrigatedPancake•

I hate 90% of the people who found reddit within the last two years.

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ihatecruises•

Uhh not that I want to defend reddit as some bastion of nobility, but

Welcome to the internet, this place is fucking childish FTFY

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TwoDollarDrink•

Links to said photos?

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[deleted]•

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Owwmykneecap•

How does everyone seem to have this guys phone number?

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bryshane•

IT'S DISGUSTING. Calling people at work? Only forever alone revolting children do that

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vintermann•

Let's not have yet another "we need to talk" talk, OK? The vast majority of people listening to such a talk wouldn't be the target audience.

Reddit isn't a monolithic place, and I think people forget just how fricking many people there are here. There are 465389 accounts subscribing to r/iama as I write. Are you surprised that a handful of those 456389 would harass 32bites? Assuming they're representative ( a big assumption, but), you got maybe 2000 people with schizophrenia in there. God knows how many aspies.

This isn't some family dispute. This isn't even small-town cozy. This is mass politics in all its ugly glory. I'm confident 32bites has no comprehension of how many people he actually affected with his petty decision.

The "political" system we have of subreddit administration simply has huge trouble scaling up to such a level. Mods who think they can treat a community on the size of Oslo, Norway as their private property, are, to put it mildly, unreasonable.

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thesink•

I'm not sure I believe it.

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[deleted]•

well since reddit hosts subreddits with child porn, pictures of abused women, hate speech, and a general population that thinks all women are whores, are you really surprised?

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andrewsmith1986•

I called to warn him about the mob.

People actually try to reset my reddit password all the time.

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feureau•

People actually try to reset my reddit password all the time

This is terrible... :(

Also, is there a special club for famous redditors? You all seems to know each other's private numbers etc.

One other thing, is there a cutoff limit as to when someone is famous or not? Like, how much karma points do you need to be considered for membership in such a famous redditor's club?

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andrewsmith1986•

Nah, but there is an IRC for moderators of large subreddits.

The admins hang out in there.

I actually got his number off his facebook which is where they got the photo of him.

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dazheb•

You have to be a wolf to catch a wolf

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[deleted]•

Alternatively you have to be an Animal Control Operator to catch a wolf.

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dazheb•

You have options, I guess

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pearlbones•

Some people just have too much time on their hands to get so worked up about something like that on the internet. And this is coming from someone who just spent almost all day playing Minecraft. ಠ_ಠ

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Wildtails•

Seconded, but I stopped to eat and reply to you so far today.

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omgpliable•

Seriously, it's a fucking internet forum. The fact that people did this fucking blows my mind.

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amg•

Yes, but we make ourselves to be so much better than everywhere else.

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[deleted]•

The fact that 32bites takes this subreddit so seriously as to want to shut it down fucking blows my mind as well.

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staffell•

Are you surprised? Why the fuck do people care so much? It's absolutely pathetic.

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[deleted]•

That's just uncalled for. I really can't imagine anything on the internet that should warrent angry phone calls.

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snoodbot•

That's the beauty of the Internet - avoiding personal human interaction. Is the issue of the iama subreddit considered a first world problem?

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KoNP•

I told my girlfriend about this and she responded "Yes, because that's the logical and mature way to deal with an issue on an internet message board." Absolutely dripping with sarcasm too.

Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you people. I don't want to see anyone ever again saying that the reddit hivemind is better than the worst corner of /b/ because frankly, you all just publicly proved otherwise.

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reddddditer•

And that was just his family.

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probablysarcastic•

For the record he didn't say it was redditors calling. Maybe he works as a CSR and this happens every day.

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DiabloConQueso•

Exactly how does one get a redditor's phone number?

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LocalMadman•

What happens when you piss off 400,000 nerds? Bad things man, bad things.

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[deleted]•

I don't believe that at all. And I'm surprised everyone else here is buying into it. Seems to me like he's trying to turn himself into the victim.

Seriously, how would anybody get his work number and his name?

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DishOfTheDay•

How can you get so attached to something online?!?!

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[deleted]•

A gut-wrenching neckbeard melodrama unfolds before your own eyes. Every day at reddit.com.

1

Wow.. Talk about have no life at all...

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Rosetti•

This is fucking retarded. It's a fucking subreddit people, they're free to make, and they belong to whomever made them. Redditors aren't entitled to anything - I wish 32bites had deleted that fucking sub.

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suboftheday•

Reddit really has gone downhill over the years hasn't it? :/

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[deleted]•

wow. It's as if the collective zeitgeist of 4chan temporarily possessed Reddit. I am disappoint.

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HardToImpress•

This is fucking disgusting.

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LOVEisALL•

Disgusting behaviour Reddit!

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Madrugadao•

Why would you care that much?

It's not hard to see why the fella has had enough, if these are the kind of idiots he had to deal with on a daily basis.

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[deleted]•

Holy internet asspain, Batman.

What the fuck is wrong with some people? I'm literally laughing whilst struggling to imagine how some people can get so upset about something that doesn't matter at all.

Can someone give me an insight in to the mind of that kind of person, please?

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[deleted]•

Reddit is serious fucking business yo. Never get between a neckbeard and his internet ego boosting machine.

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Haven•

The gardener that worked on my parents house as a kid was named Dick. My mother made me call him Mr. Dick.

That's all.

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smalldosedaily•

Wait is this 4chan now?

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readforit•

meh! OFF WITH IS HEAD !!!!

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MonsterIt•

What? Did you expect them to stay classy? pfft.

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beatlesfan18•

Sorry Mr. Dick :(

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Doctor_Teh•

This happens every single lynch mob, even from people I have seen acting incredibly high and mighty in r/politics. The hypocrisy and childish actions of some people on reddit makes me sad.

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stumptowngal•

Bad small minority of assholes who feel so passionately about an internet forum and have nothing better to do that they're willing to harass a stranger (albeit an immature jerk in this case) IRL.

FTFY.

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Cannotignoregirth•

32bites tried to ignore the girth of this subreddit. BAD FUCKING MOVE

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blacktrance•

He got what he deserved.

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karmanaut•

Hey man,

I'm sorry redditors have been harassing you. Totally inappropriate.

I'll try and do a good job with the subreddit

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corrupted_one•

I'll try and do a good job with the subreddit

What's your work phone number? Just in case.

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YourAnMoran•

Karmanaut is not just one person, but a collective entity of top performing redditors. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

This thread has a lot of disturbing information on the subject, unfortunately the most important bits have been forcibly deleted by the authorities. The deleted comment was available on backtype.com a while ago but the link got bad after the company got acquired by Twitter. Coincidence? I think not.

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[deleted]•

I'm too high for this.

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randomsnark•

You mean you're too high up in the conspiracy to comment?

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p0rkch0pexpress•

I'm too drunk for this

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Gisbourne•

Karmanaut is not just one person, but a collective entity of top performing redditors.

all of whom are actually just eraw174.

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spuddeh•

eraw173

FTFY

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UpGoaTedThis•
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[deleted]•

Are you sure you don't mean reddit.com/r/reddit.com/IAmAconspiracy?

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Pudie•
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[deleted]•

it's not really a conspiracy if you saw the original thread where he admitted to it and then the comment was deleted...

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staffell•

So is ProbablyHittingOnYou.

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MagicTarPitRide•

yeh but unlike karmanaut they're dicks and the novelty wore off long ago

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Questions0•

Can you please tell us what was written in there?

Everything is deleted.

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this_won•

Anybody have a screenshot of this?

(actually I'm just commenting so I can check back :P)

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thegreatopposer•

Top performing? We are graded?

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ProximaC•

Yes, and there will be tests later. GLaDOS style tests.

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boskee•

YourAnMoran, it's not safe to post here but if you want to know more about the perpetrators, look up Jews, Masons and Cyclists. Stay safe!

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EarlDarnhardt•

Fucking cyclists man.

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mifan•

In that case the phone number must be '021 kenobi'...

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ahotw•

So, you are saying that if I pick up my phone and push ten random buttons (assuming Karmanaut is in North America), I have a pretty good chance of reaching "him"?

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Artyomic•

He's the fucking Illuminati or some shit.

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na85•

Term for that is a "hydra" account.

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Adarkox•

Fuck that shit, he's an AI!

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jesst•

I can vouch, hes one person.

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u_suck_paterson•

Hello? It's the internet calling

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Bukowskaii•

Its 1-800-FUC-KOFF

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Sparticus2•

ಠ.ಠ

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TwistedStack•

No number for Jakucha.

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[deleted]•

Just spit coffee all over my son while he was watching cars

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[deleted]•

We're counting on you now. You don't want to let us down.

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gynoceros•

Yeah, because we will downvote your online persona, and will not have free pizza delivered to you.

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gueriLLaPunK•

how else is he gonna feed his kids?

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icerrafon•

It's karmanaut, he never lets anyone down.

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atomicthumbs•

He'll never run arounHALT

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GentLemonArtist•

CRIMINAL SCUM!

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Himmelreich•

YOU'VE VIOLATRAAAAWW

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Xisifer•

You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine, or serve your sentence!

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[deleted]

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this_won•

*THEY

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Mister_Slick•

Assuming he never gives them up in the first place.

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wobblegoggles•

Yeah don't let us down or we will make hate calls and attempt to hack your account. Seriously guys...

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LeonidasRebooted•

The hero r/IAmA deserves (also the one we need right now).

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[deleted]•

Stop it.

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LeonidasRebooted•

No.

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Karmanaut, oppose him and be the one who's shot Pull out his glock and in their ass goes pop pop This man could start Big War Three Sunglasses off, total G, makes entire reddit scream LIKE IT'S FUCKING ICE CREAM Like intimacy as there's plenty of fish in the sea But listen to me as I point out your deficiencies

As you know your actions were totally inappropo Needle to your mouth and start to fucking sew "Blow into my eyes" squints meme of DiCaprio You'll sink from 'naut's swagger, Titanic, no homo

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cigerect•

Yeah, people reacted quite irrationally.

But I'm glad you were given command.

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estrtshffl•

Time to step up.

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karmanaut, oppose him and you'll be shot Cock the glock, to the ass goes pop pop This man could start the Big War Three Sunglasses off, total G, entire reddit screams Like fucking ice cream But listen closely to me point out reddits deficiencies

As you know your actions were totally inappropo Needle to your mouth and start to fucking sew "Blow into my eyes" squints meme of DiCaprio You'll sink from 'naut's swag, Titanic with no homo

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REALLYANNOYING•

I hope you do a really good job karmanaut. I'm counting on you.

I hope I can use this friend addon for you now for better causes.

runs back under bridge

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HarmReductionSauce•

Couldn't we have just restarted the exact same subreddit when 16bit shut it down? Or is it like barred forever if he closes it?

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gozu•

He should have asked for a replacement from the start, instead of just announcing a shutdown. That was unnecessarily dramatic and was sure to cause people to be upset.

Then again, drama is pretty fun and exciting. Who am I to deny him that and the sweet, sweet avalanche of orangereds that followed this post?

I cannot. Live long and prosper, 32bites!

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[deleted]•

You'll probably get death threats by the time you decide to shut it down.

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[deleted]•

Everything he says is fucking karma gold!

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BlueValentineWaits•

really, the only way to do a good job with the subreddit is to just delete it. its been awful for a long time now.

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sinepreggin•

you both suck. enjoy ruining the subreddit

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RedAnarchist•

You know I've been thinking a lot about this lately and I honestly think 32bites did the right thing. The only problem is, he didn't think large enough.

If we all take a moment to look around ourselves, it's really not that hard to come to the conclusion that all of Reddit should just be shutdown. Shut down for good

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Danglinmodifier•

I'm not a "harasser" but I am new to Reddit and thought it a bit shitty the way he handled the reasons for shutting (wanting to) this sub down. There really was no reason for 32bites to talk down to the new "shitty" community Reddit has become. I've posted a decent amount and even tried a rage comic under Jmsnwbrd, but received only little Karma because the community is savvy. The built in up and down voting makes this a true democracy and 32bites was acting like a "dick"tator. Once you build something and the people take it over and it gets a life of it's own - do you still "own" it? The Sub-Reddits seem to become self aware and to "kill" something people have grown so fond of seems just wrong. 32bites - new blood is inevitable when something is so well done - it'll work itself out.

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luckykobold•

I never hated you or even cared about the whole thing. If you're ever in Austin, I'll buy you a beer and we can prank call I_RAPE_CATS.

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sje46•

You get upvoted now, but if that's used in defense of a moderator actually setting up and enforcing rules, you'd be downvoted way the hell down because it's "censorship".

That said, while it's still yours to do whatever you want with, you can still be a dick to your guests and is subject to criticism. It's still his right to shut it down if he so pleases.

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[deleted]•

Yeah, freedom to do what you want is not freedom from criticism.
(I'm not saying death threats are good, though. That's different.)

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IrrigatedPancake•

He's getting upvoted now because the floppy shits that supported hunting down 32bits, who are the same people that shit themselves every time they fell like "the man" is telling them what to do, have been temporarily embarrassed and they don't want to go through hundreds of comments calling them morons to find the ones they really want to downvote.

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KatieLynnie•

I think we have finally found the perfect analogy. While I think this whole thing got way out of hand by all parties involved, dude still had the right to do it. I think he made the right decision by appointing other mods when he was able.

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PlacidPlatypus•

I think the main difference is that when the party is in your house, if you don't like the party anymore you need your house back to live in. When you don't like the subreddit any more, you can leave without any need to shut it down for everyone else. As you say, it doesn't cost anything to make a new one, so why not let people keep using yours and go make another one if you want something else?

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TealRage•

In this case the house is owned by Conde Naste.

2

I really like this metephor. You have changed my understanding and opinion. Thank you.

Edit: down voting for this simply proves you havn't bothered with reddiquete.

The down arrow is for comments that add nothing to the discussion.

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[deleted]•

I would think it is more like starting a party in a park. You put out the signs and then hope people show up. If it gets out of hand, you leave. If people want to keep partying, so be it. As you said, it costs nothing to set up a subreddit and all of the moderation is volunteer. There is no ownership by the moderators. They have an idea, use the reddit servers, and put the idea out there. If others take that idea to a place that the "creator" does not like, so be it.

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YesImSardonic•

To me, starting a subreddit is like starting a party at your house.

Except for the part where it's nothing like starting a party at your house, I completely agree.

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[deleted]•

You have obviously never had to shut down a really good party...until the next day, they own the place.

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recode•

(like that one guy who has one he stores data on)

It's the first time I hear about this thing, do you know what's this subreddit is called?

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mobileF•

This is actually a decent analogy.

But it breaks down when you consider that you night want them out of your house because it might fuck your shit up. Leaving this sub would not have ducked any of his shit up.

although the house is yours, the party actually belongs yup the party goers. What this prick is doing is more comparable to saying "I want you all out of my house AND you can't go to anyone else's "

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Cyanr•

I wasnt mad over iama shutting down, but I would be mad if a party shut down out of nowhere for reasons I dont see.

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serius•

(like that one guy who has one he stores data on

yeah, because theres only one guy that does that </shifty eyes>

1
GvsuMRB•

Good analogy, but you know Hitler made the Jews wear pieces of flair...

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umilmi81•

That's very libertarian of you. Do you oppose the income tax? After all, it's your money. You earned it. Why should anyone take it from you?

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honeybadga•

He rapes cats, how serious can he be?

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Yatty33•

Raping cats is serious business.

2
pornjesus•

Only in Japan.

0
Sparticus2•

Have you ever witnessed a cat raping?

1
mobilemute•

Well I don't know about him, but when I rape cats, I like to keep a dead straight face whilst having Vaseline pour out of my mouth on to my subjects.

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theblingbling•

On the contrary. Jesus Christ took his shit very seriously. At least that's what I heard.

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[deleted]•

Like always, the internet is serious business.

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C_IsForCookie•

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. FIRST WE HAVE THIS CATASROPHE, AND NOW THIS GUY IS ACCUSING US OF TAKING THINGS TOO SERIOUSLY.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO TOMORROW IF IAMA GOES DOWN, HUH? RIDDLE ME THAT MOTHER FUCKER.

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[deleted]•

[deleted]

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C_IsForCookie•

THE NATIONAL GUARD NEEDS TO KNOW IAMA IS REVAMPING. THERE MAY BE RIOTS!

USE THE RED PHONE!

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Sparticus2•

I mean the cats take offense.

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[deleted]•

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MASSPro•

I don't think Jesus cares about Reddit at all.

1
Krieger9•

I don't think it's fair to say Jesus isn't taking things too seriously. He did promise to make everyone who disagreed burn in hell forever.

1
wecaan•

head over to r/circlejerk if you want to see people who don't take things seriously; unfortunately, they take not-taking-things-seriously seriously.

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ByGrabtharsHammer•

I_RAPE_CATS lives in New Zealand. I hope you are ready to pay for an expensive international phone call...

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bluefinity•

Expensive, as in 2.3¢/min?

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AllDesperadoStation•

Doesn't he live in NZ?

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SomeBug•

Im just curious... do you guys know I_RAPE_CATS real username? because I do. I just didnt know if this was information people wanted. During the April fools spore thing two people were talking about why one guy got hit with so many spores and it was because he was I_RAPE_CATS.

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I_RAPE_CATS•

This is the only account I use. I used Unwashed_Vagina for a couple of months following the April Fool's thing, but thats it.

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SomeBug•

I refer to this. Never really tried to investigate, just thought I stumbled upon some gold for future use.

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I_RAPE_CATS•

He was probably just making some random remark that was funny at the time.

1
Tergiversari•

Selling his number for $, pm me.

1
amafiasco•

You just made me miss ATX...

1
FreeName•

And then maybe you can AMAA ;)

1
Aikidi•

I'm in Austin now. I want a beer.

1
Runnergeek•

I second this, I will buy you a beer if you are ever in my area. (pretty much any redditor for that matter)

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erebar•

How do you feel about having your own subreddit?

r/32bites

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32bitesOP•

Wait, what?

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mochamocha•

In the original thread (where you said you were shutting down IAMA), Andrew (forgot his username) defended your decision, saying that you might not want your name to be associated with a subreddit that has gone downhill. r/32bites is probably created for this purpose.

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karmahoyte•

Inappropriate? Yes. Funny? Also a yes!

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subgenius37•

Most inappropriate things are funny... especially if they happen to other people.

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IrrigatedPancake•

You're just encouraging them to do stupid shit like that.

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datsik•

You don't forget andrewsmith1986's name.

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andrewsmith1986•

Nobody puts andy in the corner.

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[deleted]•

Wow, lots of people really need to have something better to do.

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elbrian•

Wow, lots of people really need to have something better to do.

Says the guy on Reddit.

Say classy, nwork.

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TheGroundTruth•

Lots of people really need to treat someone who volunteered until he couldn't handle it anymore better than they treat Glenn Beck.

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mochamocha•

I was merely mentioning something that I vaguely remember, if I indeed had no better thing to do I'd go and dig up said post.

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[deleted]•

Wow, lots of people really need to have something better to do.

163 readers to be exact

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liberalwhackjob•

FRONTPAGED!

srsly 32bites... how dumb/pathological are you?

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CodyG•

Dude, I would be so flattered. That shit is hilarious. Well... from where I'm sitting.

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Drakonisch•

A few are hilarious. Most are just sad and pathetic.

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[deleted]•

It's just like r/circlejerk.

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Irtrogdor•

Dude, I would be so flattered. That shit is hilarious. Well... from where I'm shitting.

FTFY

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rockkybox•

Clever stuff mate, have you got all you need for the start of term?

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anhero23•

Fucking frontpaged

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thenewaddition•

You're more popular than r/tomwaits. Be proud.

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demote•

that sucks!

1
rightc0ast•

Whoa. Here's to hoping you have a better week next week than this one. Take care man.

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llehsadam•

School has not been giving enough homework yet, it happens.

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wei-long•
3
mathboy0•

This doesn't answer the question.

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32bitesOP•

It's kind of funny that someone bothered to do that.

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esdevil4u•

Everyone should head to that subreddit and downvote their petty asses, thus perpetuating the circle of petty. Win.

2
p0rkch0pexpress•

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

Seriously though that subreddit is just insanely petty.

2
Aspro1890•

Mann you been fucking shit up everywhete ehhh :P

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DietCherrySoda•

You should get r/32bites on the default subscription list.

1
PossiblyTrolling•

Your actions were nothing short of a major violation of trolls' civil rights. I hope you get prosecuted for hate crimes you bigot bastard.

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Emulah•

666 points...

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Stupyyy•

Que?

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[deleted]•

[deleted]

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fitzybaby•

Holy shit it's like Fox News the subreddit

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[deleted]•

"Now I'm not saying 32bites is Hilter...but isn't it interesting that both 32bites and Hitler like to close things down? You can't explain that."

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lorken•

This new subreddit is a great example of Godwin's law taken to a whole new level.

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[deleted]•

It's like a reverse Godwin's Law. Using Hitler references only makes it stronger...

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seanbyram•

MAN. Seeing stuff like this I know if I ever get Reddit Famous, I'm fucked. My internet-IRL persona is pretty much an open book.

But then I am a Dwarf Fortress player, and we're always looking for Fun.

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rushaz•

it's like Fox News and CNN had a bastard offspring...

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Lifeweaver•

Oh man this made my day. Way to funny.

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AllDesperadoStation•

Please show me the way to funny.

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Guyon•
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titanshub•

I'll be there in exactly 3 days.

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The_MAZZTer•

This way good sir.

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[deleted]•

Funny, not r/pics2.

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Iamsqueegee•

One rubber chicken and one fake arrow through the head. That's how to funny.

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[deleted]•

Good joke! Way to Funny!

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worms_on_the_bed•

Way to funny.

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pony_on_saturdays•

Path to funny.

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ltjboy03•

Path too funny.

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septhanie•

Doug's sidewalk?

2
ralten•

Way too funny and Way to funny BOTH work. Good job.

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spikeyfreak•

Wonder why downvotes. They do both work. "Way to funny." as in "Way to go!" Works better than, "Road to funny." as a sentence.

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ThatsObvious•

I would also like to know how to funny.

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Sparticus2•

IT should be limited to 32 members.

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starphish•

Or 256 small members.

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Muppet_Mower•

Clicked on the link. Spit out cereal laughing.

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Clovepurple•

Well that seems pretty immature, to create a sub Reddit over something so trivial in life.

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hiddenthunder•

This sort of stuff is why I'm too embarrassed to tell anyone in real life about Reddit.

Despite all the interesting and fascinating content and stories, if anyone I personally knew ended up on a section of the site as juvenile and disgusting as this, I would be ashamed to have been the one that recommended they visit this community.

32bites says "rape is OK, as long as she is black"

I mean, what the fuck is this?

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[deleted]•

it's a joke

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ihatecruises•

Mmm... Yes... Shallow and pedantic. The described scenario is possible with basically any site on the internet.

Personally, I don't tell anyone in real life about Reddit because I don't want the thing to go downhill like AmA.

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theshalomput•

"I orignally stated this subreddit about a year a couple years ago" "I didn't make entirely clear in the first post ios..." "trying to get in to different accounts of mine" "this would have happened erlier" "I hope that karmanaut has good luck and is secusful in leading this community."

Really?

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bbb2011•

Although many are unconfirmed reports, I think they probably actually happened.

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remgibson•

malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich malkoovich malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich

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Garcia1775•

I was against 32bites closing IAmA, but that seems over the top with the Nazi and Hitler references. I mean some of the titles are funny but the overall thing is pretty extravagant. He tried to shut down his subreddit, on the internet, not exterminate millions of people.

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MananWho•

I think it's a circlejerk reddit, in that the it seem to be trying to parody how seriously the rest of reddit is taking this. It seems they're trying to make a point how seriously other people are taking this, by making the references even more extreme. I actually thought it was hilarious.

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[deleted]•

Brilliant. reddit is so awesome sometimes...

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captainplanet85•

Coffee all over the keyboard ha!

1
cracqueen•

This is fucking hilarious.

1
malachi23•

I should not be made to laugh so hard at 6:25 am, but when I am made to laugh this hard at 6:25 am, it is glorious.

1
Weibull•

AAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDD the internet proves once again, you had no idea just how creatively you could be shamed.

Who's got the meme?

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VGChampion•

Doesn't want to be associated with a subreddit that's gone downhill, creates topic that is the usual BS that really is nothing.

1
thumbwar23•

These all read like headlines from The Onion. lol

1
apasilla•

how is it any different than r/circlejerk

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[deleted]

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The_Real_Cats_Eye•

libel anyone?

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yhelothere•

lol, some people just want to see the world 32bit

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locust375•

What the fuck?!

1
Pelokt•

wait - theyre portraying him as a jew hater? wtf

1
[deleted]•

frontpaged

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[deleted]•

[deleted]

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AbramsLullaby•

Wow.... stay classy reddit.

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ClownBaby90•

Reddit continues to reach new and greater depths than I can ever seem to grasp.

1
Numlocks•

Not many people get a circlejerk subreddit dedicated to them. He should be proud.

1
fluffyanimals09•

Holy shit, people actually hate 32bites that much. Its called settling the fuck down.

1
Panda_Brain•

Reddit: where shit gets real

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llehsadam•

Holy shit; however, this is inevitable on the internet.

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tmkenney3•

lol...I love the internet.

0
DietCherrySoda•

This is my new favourite subreddit.

0
[deleted]•

"Oh don't get me wrong, I love killing babies. It's just the thought of letting a woman make a decision that doesn't sit well with me" - 32bites on abortion.

0
[deleted]•

Wow... a subreddit full of people that would stutter trying to speak up face-to-face

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[deleted]•

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2rdubyaz•

If you have a child and he isn't growing up as you had planned, how will you go about murdering him?

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32bitesOP•

I don't plan on having a child.

But I don't think that answers your question.

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kendo85•

Preemptive strike. I like it.

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[deleted]•

If there was some life experience you had that made your brain works the way it does, I would like to know.

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kendo85•

Is....is this an insult?

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masteroftrolls•

Do you live vicariously through other peoples' life experiences, Aguyinachair?

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[deleted]•
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kendo85•

TIL

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thatkenyan•

Only winning move is not to play.

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Homo_sapiens•

Perhaps you should go on to answer the question then. Respond to the essence of the analogy.

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[deleted]•

[deleted]

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tjdziuba•

forever alone

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[deleted]•

Having children is like the Spanish Inquisition...

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32bitesOP•

Heh, well I'm mostly gay and haven't done anything with a woman so it's not a huge worry.

1
[deleted]•

I don't plan on having a child.

Thank God for that

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pixelbath•

The internet is serious fucking business.

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DevourThePoor•

Indeed. Most brick and mortar stores can't compete with online purveyors, due to the seriousness of their business.

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dhaft88•

blood in, blood out

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octatone•

A human right according to the UN.

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keepingitcivil•

You know, I'm not a fan of personal attacks, but I had to upvote this one for the sheer wittiness of it.

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Eryth•

Didnt even realize that it was one until I read your comment.

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[deleted]•

I know some people like to think that corporations are people, and the courts tend to agree with them, but a sub-reddit? Are you soft in the head?

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[deleted]•

[deleted]

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MrLeville•

If you can compare a child with a subreddit, I hope you never have either.

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suicidemachine•

Bad comparison. You raise your own kid. You don't do the same with the people who post on /IAmA/

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pregnantpause•

Oh please...so much fucking drama...

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latinjones•

What's the difference between a child and a subreddit?

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[deleted]•

Are you seriously comparing a man's own child to a fucking subreddit?? Get the fuck over yourself.

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[deleted]•

[deleted]

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[deleted]•

[deleted]

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slyguy183•

That's not a fair question. What if he has a girl?

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[deleted]•

[deleted]

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[deleted]•

[deleted]

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[deleted]•

Apples and oranges. Your comment is stupid. Also, no, he wouldn't kill his child.

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[deleted]•

I'll kill the pedophile cunt myself, instead of letting it rape more children. 32bites, I lost what little respect I had for you, backing down to terrorist responsible for shitting up the place.

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[deleted]•

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dblandon•

I would have upvoted it because it was a funny use of hyperbole. Given the context, I decided not to.

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[deleted]•

HOW DID YOU GET TO HAVE SUCH A GOOD TASTE IN TIES, BOSS?

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32bitesOP•

It was a gift from a good friend in high school, I have no idea where she got it from.

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[deleted]•

THANK YOU FOR ANSWERING MY QUESTION HONESTLY AND WITH ALACRITY.

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He11razor•

I had alacrity once in Central America.. tastes like shrimp.

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BPhair•

Me too; burns when I pee.

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Arbusto•

I read that as "tastes like stamp." I need more mocha.

1
demonsurge•

Castlevania rules!

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[deleted]•

Mmm... "alacrity", a rare and new, for me, English word. Like tasting a fine Romanée-Conti.

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xafimrev•

Slightly humorous, but polite all caps guy suggested we murder 32bites. Politely but still.

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[deleted]•

AH, I THINK YOU'RE MISTAKEN, FRIEND!

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dr7164•

I believe you are mistaken, but I actually thought the same thing myself so I did some searching of course. Anyways, here is the comment you're probably thinking of. Polite all caps guy facetiously suggested murdering the art thief. With that said, he later edited the comment clarifying his original intent. However, we could be thinking of different things which is completely plausible.

edit: grammar

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milleribsen•

I'm sorry, I hate ending sentences with prepositions.

I have no idea from where she got it.

ftfy.

1
JohnStamosBRAH•

Typical Capitol Hill hipster ;)

1
Trucideau•

I keep imagining you as a more put-together version of Matt Foley, motivational speaker.

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pseudolobster•

I think of him as a Canadian in a wind storm.

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HypnoticSheep•

I like to think of him as a mischievous badger.

4
NadsatBrat•

I just picture Brian Blessed.

2
dhaft88•

take your dick out of my mind and refrain from fucking it.

2
[deleted]•

I prefer Mick Foley, motivational sock user.

1
therightclique•

You're giving this crybaby way too much credit.

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biggiepants•

Where can we see these ties you so eloquently speak of?

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Richie311•
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fliptonic•

That's really him? Where did you guys get the original pic from....wtf?

1
Richie311•

Facebook Profile picture.

2
i_cum_sprinkles•

Seriously man, you threw every ounce of your celebrity username status to discredit the guy; you were impolite in referring to him.

That is fucked up. I think you should apologize.

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cryptorchidism•

He was joking. Then that became the joke, too.

1
i_cum_sprinkles•

This reddit hurts my brain sometimes.

2
tHeSiD•

I like it when you don't call for a murder, Keep it classy, PAG!

1
[deleted]•

HEY, ACE! UNFORTUNATELY, THIS ISN'T AN APPROPRIATE SUBMISSION FOR THIS SUBREDDIT. MAYBE, BEFORE YOUR NEXT POST, YOU COULD TAKE A LOOK AT THE RULES ON THE SIDEBAR? THAT WAY WE'LL ALL BE ON THE SAME PAGE ABOUT WHAT OUGHT BE POSTED HERE.

STAY SAFE OUT THERE!

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anonymatt•

I know you must hear this all the time but

  1. I love you

  2. The internets needs more of your example setting. Who cares about all caps when it's polite.

Perhaps they also need a "Polite Grammar Assistant" who goes around helping people with their online grammar mistakes. Just a thought.

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GodOfAtheism•

while at work today I received a number of phone calls from people telling me that they hated my guts, trying to buy the subreddit from me, and a number of people trying to get in to different accounts of mine with the password reset tools.

I'm sorry some redditors are such stupid assholes.

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MananWho•

To be fair, there are over 400 thousand subscribers to this subreddit. All it takes is a dozen or two of them to make annoying phone calls and password breaking attempts for them to successfully harrass someone.

Now, I'm by no means condoning the actions of those redditors, as it was a terrible thing to do to someone over a subreddit dispute, and 32bites definitely didn't deserve the real-life backlash.

Still, I feel it's unfair to categorize redditors as "such stupid assholes" in general. While many people certainly criticized and bashed 32bite's decision in their comments, only a very small (albeit vocal) handful of people actually went about harassment.

Simply put, it only takes a few bad apples to spoil the bunch, and in any group of 400k people, you're undoubtedly going to find some bad apples.

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GodOfAtheism•

Duly noted, and edited as appropriate.

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dr7164•

You, sir, have just taken constructive criticism like a gentleman and a scholar. You do the world a great justice.

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IrrigatedPancake•
2
MananWho•

While I was saying that somewhat in a jokingly sarcastic manner, I do personally think that he deserved criticism for his actions. I mean, he effectively decided to shut down a reddit with 400k subscribers just because he didn't like it anymore.

Still, at no point would I condone harassment, such as actually calling him up or sending him hateful private messages. Personally, I don't see much harm in making jokes about him in a public forum, but actively seeking him out and harassing him is a much worse thing to do.

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IrrigatedPancake•

Not once did you tell anyone you thought they were going to far. In this thread however, you've told quite a few people they should stop criticizing the pieces of shit you say you don't condone.

It's his subreddit. I still hope he deletes it to spite the cunts.

0
iconfuseyou•

How the hell did his number get out?

1
PorkRocket•

Does anyone know if anything is being done about the harassment? From a reddit-punishment and/or legal standpoint?

1
[deleted]•

He said some not all, dont paint it as otherwise. There were some asshole redditors indeed.

1
MananWho•

If you note the other reply from GodOfAtheism, he added that word in there after my comment.

1
therewontberiots•

I'm sorry some redditors are such stupid assholes.

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bluefinity•

The "some" was added after MananWho's reply.

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therewontberiots•

ah! i didnt realize that. thnx.

1
bubububen•

Yeah, hence "some redditors". He wasnt making any claim about redditors in general.

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zanycaswell•

That change was made after the reply.

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bubububen•

oh, well that was a dick move then. woops.

1
tinycake•

Agreed. I find this somewhat disturbing. All this behavior was completely unnecessary and not exactly civil.

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waffleburner•

I'm going to be racist and blame the neckbeards.

Sorry neckbeards.

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C_IsForCookie•
☐ Caucasian
☐ Black
☐ Latino
☐ Hawaiian / Pacific Islander
☑ Neckbeard
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euphemon•

"Not exactly"? Harassing someone at work is "not exactly civil"? It's "somewhat disturbing" that people found his personal information and used it to intrude onto his life?

Don't downplay it please. This shit is fucked up, and anyone who did it is a total asshole. It's not just completely unnecessary, it's totally fucked up.

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tinycake•

My intentions weren't to "downplay" anything. Ultimately, I agree whole-heartedly.

1
yawningangel•

This is why we cant have nice things ; /

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[deleted]•

I would have sold it. No question.

2
bubba_shubba•

don't be too sorry. from his behaviour, he's one too

2
Paranatural•

Aren't you the guy who posted the CircleJerk post making fun of this guy?

2
GodOfAtheism•

MAYBE... But I also never tried to take my disapproval with his actions out through acts against him in real life. Pretty big difference I would think!

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BrickSalad•

I remember the same thing happened to Saydrah and she was just accused of playing the victim card. Has reddit actually gotten more mature since them?

2
froghead123•

I don't understand how these people found out his real name or even then how they got his phone number. Is that not a big issue?

1

I'm sorry some redditors are such stupid assholes.

Some people are stupid assholes. And if you piss off a few 100,000 random people, chances are there are some stupid assholes among them.

1
RespondsViolently•

FUCK ALL OF REDDIT! Why would they DO such a thing?

I'm gonna pound their FUCKING brains out until they say sorry, and then I'm gonna pound them some MORE.

Ungrateful scum.

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dance4days•

You should start calling them all at work and harassing them.

2
RespondsViolently•

FUCK YOU. That's such a fucking bad idea. I'm gonna go and carve their intestines out with a rusty fucking spoon.

And then I'm gonna turn on you.

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dance4days•

That's hot. Can you wear leather pants while you do it?

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[deleted]•

[deleted]

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[deleted]•

[deleted]

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biggiepants•

Maybe those people aren't worthy of the title 'redditor'.

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[deleted]•

redditor is a title for any member of this site, good or bad.

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biggiepants•

I mean if you read a magazine you're not an editor either. I mean you have to contribute something meaningful.
But what I said was quite corny, actually.

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lol____wut•

lol

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Cptn_Janeway•

wut?

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clembo•

Why did you feel it was proper to destroy an entire community because of your own personal feelings toward that community?

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32bitesOP•

Because I started the community and thought that was the best course of action, someone would have made another subreddit and that would have taken the place of IAmA kind of like what happened with trees and r/marijuana.

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tfaal•

So you were going for a purging, in essence, trying to cause a smaller and stronger subreddit to emerge rather than trying to salvage the existing, bloated one. I can understand that. I was pretty excited to see what would become of r/AMA, myself. I still don't think it was the right course of action.

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eastlondonmandem•

What would be exciting about every reader of r/IAmA going to /rAMA? It would be exactly the same I would have thought.

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lasercow•

because alot of them wouldnt go there I guess

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Boonana•

It would cut out the lazy.

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FreeBribes•

It wouldn't be automatically on Reddit's frontpage. Right now, people are automatically subscribed to r/IAMA when they register because of the size of the sub, but that wouldn't happen if it was reset.

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Anonymo•

God Emperor of Dune Reddit. It's part of the Golden Path.

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PatchyK•

Have you ever considered your action is analogous to that you created a world full of people, those people don't live up to your expectations, then you decided the best course of action is to unleash a gigantic flood on all these people?

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GodOfAtheism•
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dmd53•

This song is just screaming for a heavy metal cover. Seriously, I can hear the wailing guitar solos now.

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Corny, but not downvote material. Here, have a point.

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[deleted]•

Are you seriously comparing a subreddit to human lives?

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PatchyK•

Are you seriously thinking that I'm serious?

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[deleted]•

No. he's comparing a subreddit to fictional human lives. Totally acceptable.

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reddatwork•

No hes comparing it to a fictional story of a flood. I think there might be giant boats and animals involved too.

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bai_ren•

What if we're all just someone's subreddit... gulp

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tehflambo•

They're not analogous situations. The IAmA redditors weren't "killed", they were just told to go somewhere else. What he did was more analogous to closing down a popular amusement park.

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Madrugadao•

Makes you wonder if the bible was just an earlier version of encyclopedia dramatica.

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buddybonesbones•

No wonder Reddit hates 32bites so much. He's just like God!

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RobboGman•

TIL how to use the word analogous in the proper sense but I still don't think i can with a straight face

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iamfuzzydunlop•

I believe

Have you ever considered your action is analogous to that you of creating

would have been correct.

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urkish•

Have you ever considered that no it's not; this is the internet and nobody will be adversely affected by the loss of a subreddit? Feel like complaining? firstworldproblems is this way

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oodlsofnoodles•

but when you were deciding to shut down the subreddit, did you really think it would go over well? did you weigh in any other options?

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vlf_fata•

What if he had just shut it down without a warning? Life would go on after IAMA. Reddit is extremely organic and other things would grow to fill in that void.

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C_IsForCookie•

In time my son. In time...

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[deleted]•

And would be an even bigger dick move.

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Madrugadao•

Maybe he didn't care how well it went over. Maybe he was a dick.

However, this is all silly internet bullshit and people calling him at work is not acceptable in anyway.

It is a fucking sub forum, that is all.

What's funny, is the dickheads that got so worked up about this are probably the same dickheads who mock crazy religious folk, for doing crazy shit, in the name of their crazy religion...

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notnotcitricsquid•

I've done exactly the same as you, it's strange how so few people seem to understand you'd rather kill something you created than have it turn to shit.

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tarantulus•

You don't seem to understand that after a time, even though you created it, something like this ceases to be yours, cut the apron strings man, just let it go.

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MewtwoStruckBack•

I agree with you.

This is often why I think that after a certain length of time, an artist should be locked out of deleting things from their gallery. Many artists on deviantArt, FurAffinity, an dother such sites have a drama-fest and completely wipe out their gallery - but what of the thousands of people that had those images faved and may not have saved them? What of the people who have become long-time fans of that art and that artist?

There is, indeed, a point where even though you create something, it no longer belongs to you and it should not be your say whether or not it remains posted online. The issue is trying to quantify that - how long does it need to have been up, how many people need to have commented, or saved, or upvoted, etc.?

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JGailor•

When there's 500k people involved it's no longer yours.

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dekuscrub•

Verifiably false.

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cybrian•

Debatable. I agree with you, but some people would certainly disagree, 32bites being one of them. If your cat was suffering horribly from an uncurable health problem would you put the cat down or would you let the cat suffer?

Horrible analogy, but the best I could think of. What I'm getting as is that (as far as I know) 32bites simply felt that reddit and the regulars of iama would be better off starting over. I respectfully disagree, and so does the majority, but it's still debatable.

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Madrugadao•

My kid had a hard time with that concept too. He won't be getting any more girls pregnant...

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[deleted]•

You talk like creating a subreddit is like giving birth. It's just a subreddit after all, right?

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Hamsterdam•

I think he explained it pretty well.... The Digg invasion coupled with the inclusion in the list of default subreddits flooded the place with low quality questions. Those things destroyed what he had envisioned for the community, so he figured he would just pull the plug since it was his motherfucking reddit.

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tarantulus•

"I'm taking my ball and going home" is not a reasonable response.

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[deleted]•

Subreddit ownership itself is a stupid context IMO. it takes 2 seconds to create one.

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remmycool•

What's the point? It's not like all the people you can't stand are going to leave Reddit if /IAMA is gone. Why would the new AMA subreddit be any better than the old one?

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32bitesOP•

It won't be nearly as large as the former subreddit and won't have the problems attached to it that large subreddits do.

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andyjonesx•

I don't know you, but from what I've read today it seems like you went on a huge power trip. It's a subreddit with only 500,000 people, but you seem to be acting like you think you are try to save the world from a cancer that will destroy it, and you're having to carry that weight on your shoulders. It's just Reddit.

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abumbleofjoy•

that just seems really selfish, though. reddit is not your plaything; it's a community. surely you realized what an abuse of power it is to do that. it's like letting someone borrow your toy for a bit. at first things are fine but then you leave it alone with them for months, years, etc. because you were busy. you can't fault them for getting a bit of dirt on it through the years.

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strolls•

Actually, the success of r/IAmA kinda proved that it is his plaything - he's said a couple of times that he created it because he disliked seeing the posts in r/AskReddit.

So basically, he disliked these posts, the subreddit was created and popular, he got his own way - no more AMAs in r/askreddit.

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[deleted]•

Just like the reddit admins can pull the plug on this site for whatever reason they think it deserves to. Are you people going to harass them too?

Do you honestly believe people wouldn't?

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tarantulus•

Because I started the community and thought that was the best course of action

you do realise this kinda sounds like "well, I made it so I can do what I like, you all ruined it so now I'm taking my ball and going home", right?

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whatevers_clever•

Did it occur to you that the 'small subreddit' that would end up taking it's place would quickly become a 'large subreddit' full of people that do not care and exploit it, causing moderators to pay much more attention and work much longer in keeping it tied down?

Because that is obviously what would have happened. Seems to me you let Nostalgia get the best of you. You wanted it to be like it was, not realizing it would become like it is.

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daesoph•

There was an r/marijuana? Huh, never knew that.

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32bitesOP•

Yeah, the members decided they hated the leader because he was a douche and made a different subreddit.

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tellu2•

I think your intentions were good but didn't at all go how you planned. Such is life I suppose.

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nunchukity•

so basically "i brought you into this world and i can just as easily take you out of it!"

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peppage•

I don't think it's a bad idea, all the IAMAs should probably be in their subreddits where they are cross posted

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NoTroop•

To be honest I kinda would have liked to see that happen, as I agree with you about what is happening. granted, I wouldn't have done it in the same way.

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[deleted]•

Just take your ball and go home?

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woodycanuck•

This work well for God when he flooded the Earth but spared Noah. Things have been pretty sweet since then.

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BMFB•

Weak. When you start something and it takes a life of it's own, it becomes more than what you put into it. As you have found out. I saw way more than one person wanting to mod and you deleted them out of hand and repetedly. The screen shots of your sabotage were everywhere. You pretending that nobody cared does not hold water. You kept banning and deleting trying to get the outcome you desired, but methinks you understand the Frankenstein problem now. What you should take from this is the concept of being an artist. Once yu create something, and invite people to make it their own and to use and love it, it is no longer yours. Whining about "everybody hates me" after you tried to eliminate all opinion, protest and offers of help...well...you deserved it, but I think you learned from it. Welcome to the world of art. Now step away from your baby and let it grow. It will be tough but you can take pride in creating something that people are proud of, and that is pretty cool. Good luck, and chin up. You did something special.

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swordgeek•

Because I started the community...

I think this is the crux of the fight. You started the community, but the community would say that you don't own it after that point.

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MercurialMadnessMan•

Please read this.

You admit that this subreddit used to be good.

You don't realize that a lot of this value is lost by abandoning this subreddit. IAmA is not Trees in a very important, overlooked way. Trees is a very in-group sort of thing. IAmA is reddit's outward facing marketing front. "Hey guys, Carl Sagan is doing an interview on this reddit place, check it out!" New users are found by people across the web sharing links to these sort of interviews.

It's important to keep ONE place, not only to organize posts, but to market it outside of reddit. It's important for word-of-mouth advertising, and for all the goddamn requests we've sent out to celebrities in the past.

Another thing you didn't consider is the financial impact of IAmA on reddit. The community in this subreddit is large, celebrities and companies post here all the time, and it has brought reddit tremendous amount of traffic and funding. Honestly, the idea that a user can say "yeah, I started all this, but I think I'm going to just pull the plug now that it has 500K users," is preposterous.

One more thing to consider is the negative effects of not just pulling the plug, but also the drama you've created regardless. Are companies, celebrities, etc. going to hear about this and decide not to do an AMA? Will they be linked to IAmA, not be able to post, then give up? Maybe second-hand opinions of the drama on this site and subreddit will end up discouraging very interesting people from posting.

It was just a horrible idea, overall.

Can IAmA be fixed from the state it's currently in? I think so. Absolutely. But it's not going to be easy. And if you're not willing to take on that challenge, then step aside and let someone else do it. Because we, as a community, have decided that IAmA is an important and interesting idea, and that is why we have invested our time, our upvotes, and our subscriptions to promoting this subreddit. Don't you dare fuck that up.

We have something amazing here. Let's capitalize on it.

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[deleted]•

Why not just enforce new rules to drive the sub back on course rather than trying to run it aground?

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HardlyWorkingDotOrg•

Hint: if you start something. Later on 400.000 people also like it and you suddenly decide you don't anymore, you might just leave instead of basically saying "screw you guys, I'm taking my ball and going home".

At some point, it isn't yours anymore. It says so on the subreddit homepage. "A community for x years". You may have started that community, but I don't think you have the right to end it after it has gained that much traction.

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christraverse•

It's my ball, and I'm finished playing so I'm taking it and going home.

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random012345•

Did you ever stop to think that when r/IAmA became a trademark subreddit that credible news sources were referencing that it became much larger than you, or do you stop to think "maybe I was wrong and a little naive here"? Or was that the real problem you had with it - IAmA was now mainstream.

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Rad_Spencer•

Did you discuss matter with the other moderators and inform them of your decision before hand? If not why?

I think a lot of the animosity over this was due to the threat of losing the back log of content, and the disruption of planed future Iamas (google was flying people in for one I hear).

I'll be honest, I'd never hear of 32bites before last night, but the fact that you are speaking to us now, and responded to a request to transfer control rather then simply killing the Iama shows you are a better man then a lot of people have been giving you credit for.

I think this event illustrated a flaw in the "I started it, so I can end it regardless of popularity." I honestly do not think anyone should have full control to kill a reddit if there is a wealth of other users willing to take over any moderation duties. The value of a reddit is created by a community, and the communities wishes should outweigh that of the creators.

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terevos2•

Gotta love unilateral decisions. Maybe some discussion with the other moderators first and then with the community before making such a decision.

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umilmi81•

It's bad to hurt other people just because you don't think they are cool enough. You will realize that when you are a grown up.

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Geaux•

What a Republican way of thinking. Instead of installing fixes to the problem, or understand that yes, a small minority of people are abusing the system, you decide to take it away from everyone, in hope that the good people who used it for what it was will rise up and create something great.

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random3223•

Why not state that you thought it was time for a purge and tell anyone who felt differently to go to r/Iamanewsubreddit?

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[deleted]•

The fact that you tried to justify that is sad.

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masterdanvk•

That was a dick move, 400k+ subscribers and you were going to make people disband and reorganize for no reason other than to get attention. You are an enormous douchebag.

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[deleted]•

TL;DR:

Hipster 32bits: Started IAmA before it was cool; Mad because it got popular.

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walesmd•

For the attention.

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KoNP•

He created it, he has the right to do what he wants with it. Yes, the right to. A bunch of collective crying and pissing and moaning from some, quite frankly, fucking pathetic people does not justify saying that he doesn't.

That's all it was today. Some fucking neckbeards making a bunch of bad noise over something they had no control over, as if it was something they were "entitled" to. They could have gone and created their own sub, but as per usual, found it easier to flood the frontpage with shit until others appeased them.

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joeycastillo•

First off, sorry to hear about the backlash and the craziness in your life that resulted from all this. Nobody deserves that.

Here's my question: someone mentioned that you called the Reddit admins or the Reddit admins called you or something to that effect. How did that work? When you run a half-million strong community, do the Reddit admins have you on a red phone or something?

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32bitesOP•

I got a message from karmanaut on facebook (saw it in my email on my phone) it had an email for one of the admins i sent them an email that had my phone number and they called me.

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joeycastillo•

Interesting. And actually it makes me think of a followup: I know you were fairly open with your personal information on Reddit; any regrets about that? Did you ever worry that being open about your identity would lead to something like what went down today?

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32bitesOP•

No but I worried about my financial security if someone wanted to attack me.

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actionscripted•

Just so you're aware -- and maybe it doesn't matter at all -- but there were a few posts on /b/ last night with a ton of your personal information. Sage'd what I could and they seemed mostly ignored ("we're not your army" etc), but I want to put this in big letters here on Reddit:

** POSTING SOMEONE'S PERSONAL INFORMATION TO /B/ FOR SOMETHING THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH /B/ MAKES YOU A REAL RUDY-POO. STOP ACTING LIKE ASSHOLES. **

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Yatty33•

I saw all of this unfold earlier today and noticed you had posted several picture of yourself along with a pic of your license. My reaction: awww shit.

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morningsaystoidleon•

Dude, that sucks so hard. I'm sorry people treated you like shit for doing something on the Internet. I don't really care about any of this crap, but I would have been terrified if people started calling me at work and stuff.

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MaoThatHurt•

I'd like to know a little bit more about this as well. We've already heard about violentacrez' conversations over skype(?) a few weeks ago concerning hueypriest's closing of r/jailbait. Now this. Do most of the major subreddit mods know each other? In what ways is this beneficial? In what ways is it harmful?

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IAmTooHighForThis•

Reddit Illuminati

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tobiasx•

Could I get a link to those skype conversations?

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MaoThatHurt•

They weren't made public as far as I know.

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[deleted]•

[deleted]

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chw3•

Hey mods, can we verify this guy?

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[deleted]•

[deleted]

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[deleted]•

Zing.

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firewires•

very famous people

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Anonymo•

But he's infamous.

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sidepart•

In-famous? IN-famous?

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woocheese•

Being the founder of IAmA, what is/was your favorite post?

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32bitesOP•

While it was not a factual IAmA I loved I am a former Silph Co. Employee. AMA. it was well written and entertaining.

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Frankeh•

This is odd. Your favourite IAmA is a joke IAmA... This was not what I expected given your reasoning for closing IAmA in the first place.

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jimmykane•

There's obvious joke IAmAs, and then there's true deception.

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Cockofages•

That's the nature of deception. It's up to the deceived to decide whether or not they've been lied to. I think IAmAs were always a buyer beware type commodity.

We all form our own reality, and Fox has proven again and again just how mutable a persons reality can be.

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Wogan121•

I think if you ever look at the IAmA subreddit on its own and not just what made it to your frontpage you might see that this is not what he meant. The vast majority of the posts are something to the tune of "IAmA bored college student who is of little or no interest AMA" or "IAmA person who works a job which is vaguely interesting but I am not going to answer any of the good questions". Sadly there is maybe 2 or 3 half decent ones a day and a lot of these are just fakes. I agree that the subreddit has gone downhill so these days I just read the ones that make my frontpage. I think if we had some extreme moderation for a few weeks. Deleting any and all terrible posts it might regain its former glory.

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viborg•

But as he pointed out a lot of the problem is with the comments here. I mean, just look at how many of the comments getting upvoted here are just inane babble. I wish there was a way that moderators could resolve that issue but I just don't see it happening

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ClownBaby90•

I don't understand. Why can't we just fucking downvote the bad ones and continue to read the good ones? Is it really that much trouble to not click a link that isn't interesting?

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ymrhawk•

Yea, fake IAmAs is why this subreddit has gone to shit. Kind of ironic that one is his favorite.

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hectorhector•

Scumbag 32bites. Closes down IAmA for too many trolls. Favorite IAmA is a troll. (i still <3 you anyways)

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IdeaPowered•

Just want to point out that in most of his posts what he dislikes about IAmA was the community. Not the posts per se.

I feel that the community has been flooded by people who don't care about it at all

It is a sentiment he expresses a few times. Just going to leave this here :)

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l33tb3rt•

I think his sentiment is right on. Instead of people taking two seconds to Google the name of celebrity, they will roll the front page dice and ask for a mild Reddit celebrity. Like people wanting James Franco to post an AMA. James Franco has done plenty of interviews, google those. Or there was that guy who faked his death on AMA.

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setuid_w00t•

It's "per se", not "per say".

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[deleted]•

And the community now hates him. So, mission accomplished. HE should just leave reddit already.

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Kaluthir•

Are you sure you know what a troll is?

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DevRW•

You have no idea what the word troll means.

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hectorhector•

Yea I do, it's someone who lies on reddit.

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tabovilla•

someone please photoshop 32bites pic according to this meme

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Recoil42•
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bubba_shubba•

so wait, you admit that the direction it went actually had some positives?

shock of shocks...

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material_methods•

Glad you aren't in charge anymore. Your taste in AMA is horrible.

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Curtisbeef•

Ya wow... your idea of a good AMA is garbage. No wonder you think the subreddit is going downhill. Lets get some more craptard pokemon AMAs for this man and he will love the subreddit.

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haiku_robot•
Being the founder 
of IAmA, what is/was 
your favorite post?
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angryblackmanta•

Are you resigning as a mod? If not, why?

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32bitesOP•

I think I will be. That is up for the other moderators to decided if they want me to stay. If I do I don't plan on making any major decisions.

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qgyh2•

No expert on moderation but when you kill a reddit, its probably time for you to resign from moderation of said reddit.

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[deleted]•

DROLL AS ALWAYS, QGYH2!

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Managore•

Is it... is it cool if I hang out with you guys...?

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smallfried•

Woh, the second letter is a g. I always thought it was a q.

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hogimusPrime•

That wasn't really all that polite?

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[deleted]•

No expert on moderation

-The guy who mods almost every subreddit

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Spazit•

Wait, isn't that violentacres?

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NarrowEnter•

i lol'ed

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Orbixx•

This is pretty much exactly what I said on our secret moderator IRC channel.

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Homo_sapiens•

I don't know.. All he wanted to do was give a better interview reddit a chance to arise. Maybe he's exactly what r/IAmA needs.

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Ijustdoeyes•

If you think about it though, that's probably the ultimate piece of moderating you can do.

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C_IsForCookie•

No expert on moderation

Liar.

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de4hbys4•

am i the only one who wishes more subreddit creators would wake up and destroy the monster they created? hearing that IAMA wasn't actually gone kinda made me sad. i thought that someone on reddit finally had the balls to earn my respect... oh well. too good to be true, i guess.

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xoctor•

You are not alone.

There's plenty of people who think burning books they don't like is better than simply not reading them.

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VA1N•

I agree. He tried to kill it so that is pretty much saying he is done with the subreddit. Time to cut ties. He shouldn't even want to stay after this.

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observinginsanity•

You kinda have to step down... It would look really stupid if you stayed on.

  1. Decry IAmA

  2. Say you're going to close it

  3. Stay on as admin

You realize that is pretty illogical and stupid right?

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IrrigatedPancake•

I think he should just close it down and let everyone fuck right off.

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ObligatoryResponse•

You realize that is pretty illogical and stupid right?

Not any more-so than shutting down a community instead of stepping down.

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Balance686•
  1. Decry IAmA
  2. Say you're going to close it
  3. Stay on as admin
  4. ?????????
  5. PROFIT!

FTFY

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[deleted]•

Leave. No reddit community wants a dictator, even one that promises to play nice from now on.

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wardrox•

That's not really true. Some of my favourite subreddits are run with a dictator-style leadership. It gets shit done and keeps the subreddit focused. Best, as it's not a country if they suck you just leave :)

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koonat•

Great, wardrox likes dictators, who fucking cares?

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Doctor_Teh•

He is not a god damn dictator, wtf did he do that was dictatorial?

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xcalibre•

turned the whole subreddit off? (or threatened to.. i haven't followed that closely)

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[deleted]•

How about shutting up? You call him a dictator and yet you insist on him leaving? He had valid reasons to shut the shithole IAMA had become, and I DO want a person with the balls to nuke it from orbit in a place he can. And for FSM's sake don't talk on my behalf.

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zanycaswell•

You know you can unsubscribe?

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koonat•

If you don't like it, GTFO.

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TheDukeAtreides•

Oh shut the fuck up. Its the fucking internet.

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Boonana•

The best type of internet! :D

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angryblackmanta•

If you've lost faith in this subreddit why stay around? I don't know all the ends and outs of IAMA but wouldn't it be more effective to attempt to clean up the trash here than to just destroy one of the more popular subreddits?

Edit: I know that Gawker isn't real popular around here but just to show how popular this subreddit is they had a story on it: http://gawker.com/5834526/the-best-reason-to-visit-reddit-is-no-more

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millej•

Fuckin' Gawker...

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ashhole613•

I loved Gawker/Jezebel/Gizmodo/Lifehacker/io9 for a while...but then I realized they operate like Nazis. Particularly Jezzies. Jesus effing Christ half the people on their comment boards are insane, or so liberal they've made full circle back to conservative.

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Matlock_•

No shit you should be. You should resign yourself.

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skeeterou•

I think the community consensus is more important. You betrayed a lot of trust and it's hard to re-earn that. Maybe it's time to move on. Kinda like the whole ex gf/bf thing. They want to stay friends, but you know it's the worst idea in the world and only adds to the misery in the long run.

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Doctor_Teh•

It doesn't add misery always!

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C_IsForCookie•

He means he'd leave it up for them to vote, and if they want him to leave, he'd leave without incident. Derp.

But you already knew that.

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koonat•

You've proven yourself to be a self-important toolbag who thinks his opinion is more important than hundreds of thousands of other people.

You aren't what makes this reddit popular. Nobody gives a shit about you.

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mikerman•

No, it is up to you. You can decide to delete an entire popular subreddit in mere seconds, but can't remove yourself as mod from that subreddit in hours?

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DrugD•

Whether or not "the other moderators ... want me to stay" is beside the point, you should resign and remove yourself as moderator, you have no credibility left.

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panickedthumb•

This isn't enough, no offense. You should have already left your position. You closed IAmA for a reason, a bad reason, but a reason that you think will still be around for a while. What's to stop you from ragequitting the subreddit again when you're the top mod?

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PhnomPencil•

Yeah dude I understand what you were trying to do, IAMA has gone downhill extremely quickly so since you created the subreddit you had the right to end it I guess. If your goal was to help a smaller, purer, one rise from the weeds, well that's cool.

You're probably shaken up right now because of what's happened so you don't need to act right away, but the honourable thing to do now would be to demod yourself.

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daychilde•

Please resign.

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dude187•

If I do I don't plan on making any major decisions.

That's a smart move, since you've clearly demonstrated your lack of ability to think them through.

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iamamemeama•

You think you will be? Yesterday you were shutting it down. What are you, 12?

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MercurialMadnessMan•

That is up for the other moderators to decided if they want me to stay

Honestly, you've always had the last say in what happens in 'your' subreddit. Similarly, this decision is solely your own, not the other moderators.

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32bitesOP•

And I have given it up to them if they want me to stay that is up to them but I have removed myself.

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Questions0•

From this came an amazing small community that quickly grew and became more awesome with great posts and great questions.

How did IAMA change over the years? I've personally felt that there was more of a connection with ordinary people in IAMA. Just looking into a window of someone's interesting life.

I feel like IAMA has now turned into some sort of place where famous people/companies come to market their stuff.

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vafada•

This is the worst excuse ever. It doesn't even make sense.

If you are not happy with the subreddit then what's the point of staying? Can't you decide for yourself? Why do you need other people to decide for you? Pride?

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32bitesOP•

I never said that I plan on staying but if for some reason the other mods want me to stay (I haven't heard anything one way or the other from them) I might.

Also I stated in other comments that if I don't hear anything from them I will remove myself as a mod.

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phrogxix•

I don't even have a pitchfork, but you need to go away. I understand that it's a big ego trip to be the center of attention and all here on the internet, but that's clearly all this is. You don't like the subreddit, you don't like the posts or the people, you tried to shut it down and but now you still want to have some say or moderation in the content? C'mon man.

If you think the community wants you around in the least, you're very mistaken.

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mvd366•

As much as I'd like to hop on the hate wagon, he did create the subreddit so at the end of the day it's his call whether to resign or not. Although I still fail to see the logic in him trying to get rid of the community, I appreciate the fact that he reconsidered. That being said, no one but he can make the call to be unmodded.

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EulogyTL•

I don't recall anyone having a problem with him resigning.

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angryblackmanta•

Just asking a simple question that we all seem to want answered. I agree that having created it he should have some say but perhaps there comes a time when a subreddit becomes bigger than the person who started it. Just my two cents.

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mvd366•

Thats a slippery slope. The thing that makes reddit so unique is that the content that you see is 100% determined by the readers. The admins have said time and time again that they don't like getting involved in things such as this and I really think it's awesome that they have stuck to their word.

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[deleted]•

Is subreddit ownership like owning slaves now? So what if he spent two seconds creating one. It's the community that made it.

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mvd366•

No. He made it.

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[deleted]•

Thanks for the update

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Doctor_Teh•

I didn't really like the whole "I only reconsidered because you assholes (who are truly assholes) threatened me, but I think it was his decision to start with. I find myself agreeing with his reasoning and hope this can get un-defaulted.

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SlickyFats•

You know what 32bites? You're alright in my book. I respect your decisions. Take care, friend!

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MaebiusKiyak•

I'm gonna go ahead and not jump on the pity-points bandwagon everyone in this AmA seems to be getting on. 32bites acted in a way that suggested that despite the fact thousands of people contributed to IAmA he somehow had ownership of it because he started it and could do whatever he saw fit without consulting the people who worked hard to make the community what it is, shitty or not. That's selfish and a little arrogant, regardless of whether he apologized, and especially regardless of some redditors being douchebags and getting personal with him.

So 32bites, I have no idea if you're a good guy or not because I have no idea who you are, but I did not respect that decision.

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raptosaurus•

Could you imagine if Steve Jobs had pulled a 32bites instead of handing it over to Tim Cook?

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Runnergeek•

A bad decision maybe, but so what? It would be his choice. This isn't like it really effects anyone's life. It is pathetic to be upset about it. If you don't like it, create your own community.

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sje46•

He did have ownership, and he can do whatever he wants with it.

That doesn't mean he can't be a dick about it.

Bit of a false dichotomy. We should respect the fact that a creator of a subreddit has ultimate say over everything in it. We should also feel free to criticize him for these decisions.

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ungoogleable•

We should respect the fact that a creator of a subreddit has ultimate say over everything in it.

I don't agree. There are more stakeholders in this situation than just the guy who got here first. Apart from the fact that the mods simply don't have ultimate say about everything to do with the subreddit, it's hardly unreasonable to impose some boundaries on acceptable mod behavior.

Besides, the dictatorial model of authority currently implemented on reddit is hardly the only option. We can choose to structure the site differently, based on a democratic model instead. It only makes sense for a site that's so user-driven and democratic when it comes to content, but for some reason extending that idea to moderators is somehow terrible.

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lawfairy•

... No, he didn't have ownership. He has no rights, moral or legal, to this subreddit. He doesn't own the server it runs on. He doesn't control or have any position of authority in the company that does. He doesn't own a damn thing related to r/IAmA.

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umilmi81•

And then deciding to shut down the company and make 500 people unemployed because you don't like being the CEO anymore.

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Monkee1313•

Possibly, but this "corporation" started off as a small business that he founded. He still had ownership and the right to make his own decisions on it.

I would guess that because of the popularity that Reddit's management/staff wouldn't let one of their most popular products die and IAmA would survive one way or another.

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[deleted]•

I have no idea if you're a good guy or not because I have no idea who you are, but I did not respect that decision.

That has to be the most mature comment related to a witch-hunt that I have ever seen on Reddit.

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futuramous•

That's what I thought too, and the "apology" seemed to only be a back-pedaling effort once he got flamed. IamA got huge, but frankly people ought to be able to post what they want, even though some of it will be idiotic drivel. It's the internet.

"Free speech until I don't like what you're posting" doesn't work for me.

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[deleted]•

Everyone kept shitting in it, someone had to empty the litterbox.

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[deleted]•

he somehow had ownership of it because he started it

He did... He owned the subreddit. If people wanted to they could easily start another subreddit to replace it and try to get the admins to frontpage it. But that subreddit was his alone. It still is a dick move to shut it down, but he was allowed to.

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b50dan•

Hear Hear!

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snoshy•

That's the nature of subreddits. They're created and owned by the people that start them. Love it or hate it, it's how Reddit works. Don't like it? Create your own!

Besides, did you really think "consulting the people" with 400k+ subscribers would actually get anywhere? You don't decide to break up a group and then try to get their permission beforehand.

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ungoogleable•

Love it or hate it, it's how Reddit works. Don't like it? Create your own!

reddit doesn't have to work that way forever. The system itself needs to be changed, not merely added to with new subreddits. So it's more like: "Don't like it? Advocate for change so it can become better!"

Not as pithy, I suppose.

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ltjboy03•

32bites is the Kim Jong Ill of Reddit.

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Jabernathy•

It was his subreddit and he could do whatever he wanted to with it.

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[deleted]•

That's true only in the early days of a reddit. I think it is one of the major flaws with Reddit that a community of thousands can have their content and effort destroyed because the guy who thought of registering the topic for free by filling out a two line form decides "Fuck it, I'm bored."

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Jabernathy•

That's true only in the early days of a reddit.

Nope, as 32bites showed it's always true (for now).

I think it is one of the major flaws with Reddit that a community of thousands can have their content and effort destroyed because the guy who thought of registering the topic for free ...

That's life.

If reddit.com decides to close their servers then all of the content will be gone.

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MaebiusKiyak•

Not only is that immature thinking, but it's also certifiably false. The community had proved it had taken ownership by re-opening the subreddit and putting another mod in charge. In a place like reddit, the spirit is stronger than the letter.

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backwardsplanning•

To offset some of the negativeness, what is your favourite AMA that came out of this Subreddit?

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lift_yourself_up•

He answered the same question in another comment further down. Don't understand why this one with no answer is the highest ranked...

Here it is.

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WHY ISN'T HE ANSWERING US!? Scumbag creator of IAmA creates an IAmA but doesn't A any Q's. Seems like he's part of the problem.

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ltjboy03•

Seems like you're kind of a dick.

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[deleted]•

Yeah, I hadn't seen that he had actually answered a bunch of questions until after I posted that.. I accept the downvotes.

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Mikesizachrist•

I'll just stick this here----

32bites, you stated

I shortly after contacted hueypriest and let him know that I would like for karmanaut to take control (this would have happened erlier but I couldn't use my phone at the time)

Why then would you make the announcement? Did you not think such a move through and only after realized that the proper move would be to let someone else, of your choosing, moderate?

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Shorties•

Thats not what the reply button is for!

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JoeyTheRizz•

Not much was done to counteract the amount of off topic and stupid AMAs. Why did you decide the only thing to do was to delete the subreddit entirely?

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32bitesOP•

That way the people who wanted to read IAmA posts had to go out of their way to subscribe to it and not have everyone who has a new account instantly commenting and reading here without bothering to even be nice.

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Managore•

Why not have IAmA be a non-frontpage subreddit?

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32bitesOP•

While that would stop new people from coming in to it who aren't interested in the idea of it everyone who already is here stays.

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lyddea•

Why not start IAmA2, and leave IAmA to the tens of thousands of people who liked it?

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Managore•

True, but maybe it's a nice middle ground.

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therightclique•

Does your pointless elitism hurt? Mine does.

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Func•

It's too late now, IAmA already has half of a million subscribers. The damage has been done.

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biggiepants•

Did you try to remove IAmA from the default subreddits?

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Sunflower_Fortunado•

There are a few more ways to say it. Anyone?

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skookybird•

Couldn’t you opt out of it like r/atheism?

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masteroftrolls•

you're thinking r/agnosticism

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INGSOCtheGREAT•

r/atheism did not opt out. they got "opted out" by the admins

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[deleted]•

So basically you attempted to hipster-ize IAmA in order to make it difficult for anyone to successfully (that would be how it's spelled, btw) enjoy access to AmA posts in a way that didn't make them want to tear their hair out.

I'm pretty sure the only one who thinks that IAmA has gone so severely far down the tubes is you, buddy. Get that ego of yours checked out why dontcha.

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fotorobot•

But here's the problem: a lot of people LIKE IAaA as it currently is. If you no longer like the subreddit, you could always un-mod yourself, remove it from your front page, and (if you still want to) join smaller AMA-style subreddits like r/AMA or start your own.

Why take the fun away from everybody else?

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looopy•

I don't frequent r/IAMA, but it seems like redditors were bipolar when it came to strict moderation. Each time the topic came up, the highest voted comments would flop between 'Yes! We need to get rid of the trash!' to 'No! Let the users decide!'. It's difficult to moderate a subreddit when the community will crucify you no matter which course of action you take. Point being, mods couldn't delete off-topic posts and clean up the trash without the prospect of a witchhunt at every turn - like the Orbixx 'censorship' drama. When you have a situation like that, where default users are automatically subscribed, you get a bit of an Eternal September situation, and that's only been amplified in the last year or so with reddit's growth. This subreddit's culture was not set in stone before the mass arrivals began, and thus couldn't enforce certain patterns of behavior on new users.

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ungoogleable•

This is what happens when you have stakeholders (users) who don't feel as if they have input on the governance of the system. The trick is to include them in the decision making process so they feel a sense of responsibility for the outcome. In a word, democracy.

The problem is that the admins have traditionally been opposed the idea because they view subreddits as independent fiefdoms where moderators are sovereign because they claimed the land--err, subreddit first.

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MercurialMadnessMan•

Look, the moderating position is janitorial. But it takes balls.

Personally, I think the best way to have moderators is for them to be faceless, so they don't have to give a shit about criticism. Not anonymous, but they shouldn't post personal information, and they should use new accounts. They should also follow strict guidelines to ensure they don't cross boundaries.

In general, I think moderators here on reddit are pussies simply because they use their personal accounts to moderate with. The clashes between moderators and users usually come from poor judgement, lack of rules, and just saying stupid shit.

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_Goose_•

As long as I have been moderating (r/gameswap) we have had to make maaaaany tough decisions. Mostly to keep redditors from getting scammed. When the v/ boards on 4chan got bored one month, they took it upon themselves to try and scam out our steam gift swapping members. We made the decision to ban all steam swaps. Half of our community could be heard from the other side of the world by just stepping out of the house after that one. We went back on it since it wasn't such a popular decision. I'm glad we did to because steam just implemented their own gift trading program that keeps swappers safe without us having to intervene.

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Kiwtu•

Do you think IAmA becoming a default subreddit was a mistake?

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32bitesOP•

Yes, I would probably much prefer the subreddit this might have been if we where never included on this list.

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lyddea•

If you want an IAmA-ish subreddit without default and few people, why don't you just start a new one?

I guess that's what made the whole shutting down IAmA puzzling, it never would have gotten you any closer to what you say are your goals. It reminds me of people campaigning against gay marriage to save straight marriage - keeping those two dudes out of the wedding chapel isn't going to fix things between you and your wife.

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IrrigatedPancake•

Didn't he accomplish his goal and then certain people just destroyed it?

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dclowd9901•

When r/gaming turned to shit, people created r/truegaming. This is probably one of the finest subreddits on this site. It's condensed, clean, articulate, intelligent...

Maybe r/trueIama?

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LocalMadman•

This will get downvoted because our site has been turned into an angry mob of morons, but I hope you get to read it

Anyone who preemptively says "This will get down-votes" or "Go ahead and down-vote this" gets a down-vote from me. IMHO you asked for it. Literally.

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[deleted]•

Do you think it's fair that Reddit, Conde Naste, makes your sub-Reddit a default one and still expects you to work for free?

Quack.

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cole1114•

Why didn't you just ask to have it removed immediately?

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TedFromTheFuture•

Why didn't you take the subreddit off of the default list?

In community settings, just uncheck "allow this reddit to be shown in the default set". Problem solved and no need for deletion.

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Mitaine•

Friendly advice : try to avoid that frame of mind (in every aspect of life), you'll only make yourself miserable.

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umilmi81•

Do you think it was a mistake for Metallica to include so many ballads on their self titled "Black" album?

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hipster

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interrorbang•

While your decision baffles me, I don't think have a problem with you, and I think it's a shame that you have gotten so much shit.

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biggiepants•

I think his explanation sounds reasonable, he just wanted to put the subreddit out of its misery. Maybe it's still worth considering.

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oodlsofnoodles•

that might be true if it were a smaller portion of reddit, but this thing is massive. just because a bunch of idiots comment on youtube doesnt mean you shut it down

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biggiepants•

But in 32bites' opinion IAmA got bad with getting big (with more bad posts than good ones). The backlash was also from people just being conservative. Maybe no more IAmA and other, smaller similar subreddits is a good idea, because trolls and dumb youtube posters are attracted to the big subreddits.

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How is dividing up a subreddit that caters to only one thing a good idea?

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GaryDuder•

Theyyyyyy should shut down the comments on youtube.

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snoshy•

Agreed. It honestly doesn't sound like a bad idea. If a group gets too large and suffers from it's size, it's not a terrible idea to break it up and have it be replaced by a bunch of smaller niche communities that are more secure and easier to manage.

Kind of like we did with the US banking system. Oh wait..

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chad_flaxington•

No matter what justifications he gives - even if they're good ones - this whole thing's clearly an immature power trip. It should be obvious to everyone. Internet vigilantism is stupid, but let's not get carried away.

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biggiepants•

The guy doesn't sound like he's tripping on power, to me at least.

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Doctor_Teh•

That's because he quite clearly isn't.

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thefnord•

If I could put your post at the top through nefarious means, I would. Because it makes perfect sense, is moderate (Hah.) and polite.

We need more of this.

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digitalcole•

why did you initially choose to shut it down, rather than hand the responsibility off to someone else? Did you really not expect backlash?

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32bitesOP•

I expected people to be angry with me, I didn't expect them to try getting in to a number of my accounts on different sites and calling and harassing me at work.

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Aviator•

So the Internet really is serious business, huh? Harassment and hacking attempts... this is why we can't have nice things.

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[deleted]•

Sounds like the work of 14- and 15-year olds.

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randommab•

Can you please show me this magical place where the only assholes are children?

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[deleted]•

Yeah I think "hacking attempts" is a little strong for tweens trying to guess the answers to your security questions.

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MananWho•

To be fair, when you have a group of nearly 500,000 people, it's pretty much impossible for at least a handful of them to not be assholes.

Honestly, all it takes is a dozen or so members of that 500k to harass 32bites and reflect incredibly poorly on the rest of the community. While I by no means condone the activities of those that harassed 32bites, it's pretty much inevitable that something like this would happen, as depressing as it is.

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johnybackback•

I think the lesson is that since there is always a bigger asshole, don't be a dick.

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ThePlumBum•

Even more so in China. That internet really is serious business. Government censorship and all that aside, you gotta worry about the human flesh search engine if you step wrong.

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JonasTheBold•

Apparently in this case it's why we're keeping our nice things, the terrorists have won I suppose and the weirdest thing is they're on our side.

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ObligatoryResponse•

"I forgot my password" is hacking now? The bar just keeps getting lower.

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digitalcole•

so if it hadn't been for those actions, you wouldn't have done what you did in the aftermath? The terrorists won?

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Brisco_County_III•

He negotiated.

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wecaan•

God damn it, never negotiate with terrorists.

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pornjesus•

Must be European.

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stacecom•

That doesn't answer why you chose to shut it down, unilaterally, instead of asking one of the other mods to take it over.

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32bitesOP•

Sorry, I answered that in other questions and in my post. A change of management, in my opinion won't do anything to fix the problem that is how the users of IAmA have decided how it works.

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cortesoft•

I understand why you would think handing over management won't change things. It probably won't.

I think what most people want to know is why shutting it down was preferable to handing it over and not ever looking at IAmA again. From your perspective, each of these two scenarios are the same; IAmA doesn't exist for you. Given that your future experience would be the same whether the subreddit was shutdown or not, why would you choose to shut it down?

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stacecom•

I'm just trying to wrap my head around why it was a better decision than hand off responsibility and unsubscribe. I guess you thought it was for the greater good, but at this point it'd be like shutting down pics, funny, or f7u12...

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Munz0•

Honestly, a lot of people love coming to this place and reading this subreddit. It's very selfish of you to think that this subreddit should function exactly as you want it to when it has become much bigger than what you created. Not everyone thinks there is a "problem" and if you really feel that the only solution is to delete it then then you should really just, you know, remove yourself as a mod instead of closing this subreddit down to half a million people.

Remove yourself as a mod and go make your own new subreddit or whatever you wanted to happen. That way you can have your own circle jerk and leave this subreddit to the people who still enjoy it. If you feel like this place cant be saved you just look like a dick for staying on as a mod at this point.

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So because you no longer wanted something on your front page, you felt the need to remove that item from half a million peoples' front page and you think that is fair because you filled out a two line form first?

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coerciblegerm•

Why assume that the "problem" needs to be fixed? If the users have decided that this is how it works, so be it. It might not fit in with your vision of what you wanted the community to be, but that's no reason to take your ball and run home.

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Chester_Copperpot_•

why are you still a mod then?? IT MAKES NO SENSE.

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lol____wut•

Your opinion was that other mods couldn't possibly do any better than you did. Hahahahaha

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AaronPDX•

Don't piss off the internet, man. You basically had the bully pulpit in front of 400,000+ people, and decided to give them all the finger. Your decision was unreasonable, and people got unreasonable back.

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normmorn•

How is his decision unreasonable? I think his decision was fucking glorious and straddled that fine line between genius and epic. He started it, he should be able to do what he wants with it. The number of subscribers (I want to call it the number of jackoff-mooks) in IaMa was/is irrelevant. Either way your rationalization of it is completely wrong.

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deadcom•

Ok, so 400,000 people commenting, spending probably millions of man-hours generating comments and content on this subreddit do not matter? These people ARE IAmA. Without them, it's a blank page.

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walesmd•

No, he was attention whoring and got exactly what he wanted out of the whole ordeal. If he just wanted it to be gone he would have done so, without all this fanfare and "Woe is me; I wish for a better reddit" bullshit.

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fiffers•

Yeah, I disagree. I think once a subreddit becomes this well established, it becomes the community's. I mean, we're the ones creating content, upvoting, downvoting, commenting, and generally breathing life into it. Moderators become the care-takers at this point, and they shouldn't abuse their power—they shouldn't destroy it on a whim. That being said, reddit's reaction was terrifyingly drastic.

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Doctor_Teh•

How do you end up with positive points for this?

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AaronPDX•

Because people who are reading what I'm actually saying, not what they want to hear so they can get angry, realize that I'm just stating a fact. If you piss off 400,000 people, you're going to get some of those people doing stupid things back at you. I'm not saying what they did was right, I'm saying he's being naive if he doesn't expect it based on the decision he made.

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hiphophippopotamus•

People clicked the lil up arrow?

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AaronPDX•

I never said it gives them the right. Life isn't dictated by what's right. I said it's logical to think they would respond in the manner that they did. As a matter of fact, I stated that what they were doing was unreasonable. But to think they wouldn't do it is also foolish. He made a decision, he has to expect the consequences. It has nothing to do with what's right or wrong, I'm not condoning what was done. I'm saying he shouldn't make decisions that piss off thousands of people then expect to not get some unreasonable people doing unreasonable things.

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xueye•

His decision was perfectly reason. People like you are just prick bastards.

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[deleted]•

I think the important part was the first question, chief. You mind getting around to answering that one?

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biggiepants•

How do you know they tried to get into your accounts?

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smallfried•

Half a million people contain all sorts.

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Storm_Surge•

People tried things like this on me after me and my friends set a treehouse on fire in Minecraft. Redditors are pretty bad at the whole dox/hacking thing, though, so you probably used far too much personal information online.

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aw4lly•

I'm sorry everyone was so douchy about this, I understand the anger of shutting down the subreddit but harassing on other sites or at home. That's a bit shit.

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spacez320•

Who the hell is bothering 32bites? Fucking stop it. Jesus.

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exoendo•

500k pool of people.

Some of which will be angry.

And it's the internet.

32bites, I don't see how you didn't see that coming :x

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[deleted]•

its the internet, dude. you modded a 400,000+ site...are you a total ignoramus?

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WorkingOnSunshine•

What they've done was wrong, but your decision was too. If you don't like a sub-reddit then you leave it and create another one.

Your moderation over the years has been appreciated and I can understand how upsetting it must be to see all the effort you've put into it seemingly wasted as the inhabitants perverted your original vision. Unfortunately a sub-reddit has a life of it's own and your attempt at euthanising it was wrong. I hope it wasn't just the harassment that made you realise you were in error or that would justify their behaviour.

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Darkmoth•

I hope it wasn't just the harassment that made you realise you were in error or that would justify their behaviour

Easily the most mind-bogglingly fucked up thing I've read all week. You think restoring a subreddit justifies messing with someones real life?

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WorkingOnSunshine•

Sorry for the late reply, was offline a while.

I answered badly but no, of course it wouldn't justify it; not to people that wouldn't do that in the first place anyway. For those that did it, if they feel like he wouldn't have restored AMA unless they had acted the way they did then perhaps they would feel their behaviour was justified.

Hope this clarifies it up a little.

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kyleg5•

I understand that there is a lot of white noise in the subreddit (scams, trolls, I've been raped, etc.) that clutter it up, but how can you maintain it doesn't have value when in the past six months we've seen Ken Jennings, a (now disgraced) US congressmen, and a number of other very interesting personalities offer up AMA's? Surely there is a value in those?

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HypnoticSheep•

I liked the part where scams and rape are in the same category

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kyleg5•

I'm not trying to sound insensitive, but they are unoriginal and clutter IAMA. It's horrible and sad, but they aren't good for the subreddit. Same goes for "ive been cheated on."

I think someone even built an r/makemefeelbetter for them.

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adelie42•

I am also guessing that by "I've been raped" you are referring to the many trolls and fake posts that were only inflammatory, not implying that the subreddit was overtaken by rape victims with unoriginal or uninteresting stories. Correct?

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kyleg5•

No honestly I am also referring to real people who posted I've been raped. It was all too common, and they on the whole just weren't appropriate for IAMA.

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ILL_RAPE_YOU•

Seriously rape doesn't even really exist

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HypnoticSheep•

Scams, on the other hand, are a very real threat that countless people face every day. Really kyleg5, could you be any more insensitive?

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mtlaw13•

What if one gets raped while involved in a scam? = SCRAPED

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I think it's sad that you only see value in celebrity AMAs. That guy with no arms or legs? He rocked!!

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TundraWolf_•

That guy with no arms or legs? He rocked!!

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octatone•

Sorry, he rolled!!

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Actually he probably rolled.

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kyleg5•

No I love non-celebrity ama's, and I think they are generally better bc they are more candid and tell me about walks of life I'd otherwise never know about.

My point was just more that that part of IAMA has always existed, whereas (to the best of my knowledge) the more-celebrity based ones are a recently new phenomena, and a legitimate argument for why it's quality hadn't gone downhill.

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Siofsi•

"White noise . . . I've been raped, etc . . ."

ಠ_ಠ

Edit: although come to think of it, rape stories shouldn't be in IAmA.

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potofmarshmellows•

I see the opposite. A major way in which Reddit would benefit from IAMA shutting down would be that the celebrity AMAs would no longer be limited to IAMA. Those that don't enjoy trolls constantly being on their front page shouldn't miss great opportunities to be a part of those online interviews.

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kyleg5•

But it gets complicated then. How often are there major celebrity posts on AMA? I would argue that they are infrequent enough that any subreddit dedicated to them just wouldn't survive due to the infrequency of postings. Also, what determines if a redditor is a celebrity? Of course Jennings is a celebrity, but what about a regional band, or a CEO, or a professional athlete who isn't a superstar? With the existance of IAMA, all of those individuals can post to one subreddit, and then the community can decide the value in the IAMA they are offering.

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potofmarshmellows•

Funny you mention the non-superstar professional athlete. I believe interesting people are being steered away from IAMA due to its reputation, and steered to the dedicated subreddits where they know there's an active, interested audience.

Books

AskScience

Gaming

Accounting

Finance

Fitness

Community

This seems to be a trend, and is increasing the noise:signal ratio of IAMA - the signal is getting increasingly spread out over different subreddits. Of those left, enough of those participants are trolls that it's laborious to keep IAMA on your front page just to wait for the occasional public figure. Additionally, it seems to build community investment to have the interesting person in the specified subreddit.

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pornjesus•

Can't threads be moved? How about moving the thread to the proper subreddit, or even just a subreddit called IAmAMoreImportantThanYou the moment it's verified as legit and from a celeb?

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Managore•

If you had to either marry a giraffe or a walnut, which would you choose?

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32bitesOP•

A giraffe would be a good talking point at parties but I think a walnut would provide better companionship.

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honeybadga•

you could ride a giraffe into battle

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therightclique•

at some point, you're going to have to deal with giraffe dodgers.

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WoodElephant•

you just earned your Reddit-cake in my book

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downvoted_u_heres_Y•

Because I downvote all puns. All of them. Like killing ants by stomping on them, I know it won't get rid of the colony, but still I downvote them.

This one deserved my downvote the least. That was fucking excellent.

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trolloftrolls•

This line of reasoning lead to my first 3 marriages.

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Func•

Or you could bribe your enemies with a delicious walnut.

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MrEli•

You are seriously underestimating the walnut here.

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anonymatt•

This would have come in handy earlier today against the raging douche-gnomes of the internet.

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robreddity•

But a walnut won't leave its giant shits everywhere.

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lechatron•

Or into bed.

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MaoThatHurt•

A piece of fruit would provide better companionship than a giraffe? Have you gone silly in the head? Think of the possibilities! You could wander down to the park on a lazy Sunday after sleeping in til noon. The giraffe munches on some trees while you skip stones across the river. Then you could wander back home and make cookies while that long necked damsel sticks her head out the window and stares at the stars. A word of warning though: if she wants to get necking, start running. You don't need a broken spine.

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WistopherWalken•

If you marry a walnut, can you do an AMA?

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32bitesOP•

If that ever happens I will.

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WistopherWalken•

That's nuts, man. Good on you.

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ptera-work•

They also provide some protection against zombies.

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cynicalfly•

A giraffe has the deepest throat in the animal kingdom.

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[deleted]•

Questions like this are probably the exact reasons he decided to close the sub. Honestly, other than making you laugh, what the hell good are they?

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For_the_hell_of_it•

A little cheer amongst the shit storm the guy had to go through?

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