The Library: Air Force Story Time
A collection of some stories shared here.
NOTE: Some may be trolling (I'm looking at you lizard flight chief guy) and some may be true, but they are worth the read
| Title | Author | Summary |
|---|---|---|
| That time I arrested a TI and ruined careers | u/milcop77 | OP delivers justice to corrupt MTI sleeping with former trainee |
| The time I found a crack in the intake (F-15) | u/TheRealOEM | OP thinks he's going to learn something, get's pranked instead |
| The warehouse dependent | u/dzakiwe | OP finds someone hiding out in a warehouse that shouldn't be there |
| A night out with 6 Shirts, 2 swinger wives, and 2 young SSgts | u/gk351 | OP bites off more than he can chew when he parties with the shirts |
| The OSI story | u/genehil | OSI attempts to bust OP (a SMSgt); makes themselves look silly in the process |
| Dependa Story Thread | r/AirForce | Everyone shares some of their favorite dependa stories |
| The O-5 on the flight line | u/PirateKilt | OP almost shoots a LtCol |
| The chronicles of A1C Dipshit | u/AzraelDirge | OP tells of the dumbest A1C to ever enlist |
| TACP survives the arctic | u/Ulteriority | OP almost dies surviving in -50° weather |
| The bolt cutter story | u/Ruffles84 | A new airman learns how bolt cutters work |
| Security Forces busts some swingers | u/milcop77 | OP cockblocks 2 families who just wanted to spread the love |
| The court martial story | u/The_CaptainMorgan | OP attends the court martial of one bastard of an SNCO |
| Flight chief is a lizard person? Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 | u/lizardpersonthrowawa | OP asks for help with his flight chief's unique characteristics |
| The flight suit paperwork Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 | u/Wolfram-Alfalfa | OP wears a flight suit; feelings get hurt |
| Security Forces dog sexes up a base housing pup | u/ThrowawayAFdog | The squadron SARC just landed the weirdest case of their career |
| SrA punches a SSgt | u/TIFUPunchedSSgt | SrA defends himself against an angry SSgt; by punching him in the face |
| OP's first day at work | u/FcknNwGuy | Something is awfully familiar about this story |
| Airman Dumbfuck has his eyebrows shaved off and his co-worker's update | u/AnonThrowAwayAF and u/UpdateonAmnEyebrows | OP's friends shave his eyebrows after some drunk fun; hilarity ensues when OP's co-worker gives an update on the situation |
| Why OP is so angry Part 1 [Part 2] (https://www.reddit.com/r/AirForce/comments/4pz4aj/hey_buddy_why_are_you_so_angry/d4pbueh) | u/carr490 | OP answers why he is so angry in a way that hits too close to home |
| OP tells about life in SFS | u/carr490 | OP tells r/AirForce about his time in Security Forces and what he did to pass that time |
| Lackland Tales | u/good_to_be_retired | An MTI offers to help a Trainee pass out |
| OP sticks his dick in crazy | u/Gambler_001 | OP tells about his AF dating experience |
| Chief gives LT an ass chewing | u/totalcontrol | An ATC Chief chews out a sleeping LT |
| Pranking the civilian at work | u/Zarmora | OP pranks their civilian coworker for 3 years |
| The douches Army SPC | u/sayalol | A Maj puts a SPC in his place by paralyzing him |
| One tactical motherufucker | u/TheCorvus303 | OP fights the elements; the elements win |
| SrA Mommasboy Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 | u/Caorilla | OP tells the tale of an airman who never really left the nest |
| Newbie's overwatch mission | u/Jim_McFinnigen | OP is unprofessional in the overwatch mission chat |
| PT is important for all career fields | u/crankyrhino | Chaplain looses a button forever |
| Trainee loses his protein bar stash | u/SSGTselectHOPEFUL | OP thinks Story Time is a fucking joke |
| To Catch a Predator | u/2JohnFrum4me | MSgt Sexoffender gets to retire as an E-1 |
| SOWT meets a crazy airman | u/TheSublimeGoose | OP gets cursed by Zeus |
| The Khobar Towers prank | u/killensasquatch | SrA is convinced that OP pulled the greatest prank of all time |
| [SERIOUS] An Airman's downward spiral into depression | u/afthrower | A mixture of bad choices and bad luck send an airman into a downward spiral |
| Another eyebrow story | u/Technicallysergeant | Another story involving an airman fucking up their eyebrows |
| A1C Cad Videos | u/spicne | Watching cat videos is hard work |
| The sign in sheet | u/Animal_Urologist | OP fucks up signing his name |
| Coffee Ops plays cop | u/The_CaptainMorgan | OP tells about working with SFS |
| Security Forces pantsed a guy | u/AMx03 | OP ends up pantsing a guy during a search and then grabbing his dick, all without buying him dinner |
| Do you know who my husband is? | u/Casen_ | OP meets Mrs. Colonel |
| Airman gets a new car | u/LKJWQHR3L2B | Security Forces parks his car inside of OP's |
| Command Post lets someone die (almost) | u/carr490 | SF yells at CP for taking 3 years to get to the point |
| Good looking airman gets stalked by SF | u/TheSublimeGoose | Something's not right with this kid |
I'll edit to add more stories as I find them as well as going through old threads for good stories. Enjoy!
If anyone has stories that they would like me to add, please link to them in the comments.
Posted Aug 5, 2016, 5:25 PM UTC · edited
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